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Crying Lightning

1. A song by the Arctic Monkeys

2. Usually a girl who suddenly starts crying (light how lightning suddenly strikes) to get attention, to be forgiven for something that they have no excuse for or to make people feel sorry for them. They might do it during a break-up, argument ect.
3. A descriptive phrase used to describe a girl who’s crying, cussing her makeup (especially massacre) to run down her face and form patterns that look like lightning bolts.
1. Crying lightning is my favourite song.
2. She always starts to cry lightning when she and her boyfriend are arguing

3. Last night at the party Abbie looked like she’d been crying lightning after her she caught her boyfriend cheating on her
by Hepig June 14, 2018
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Snag Lightning

Southern term to describe a very ugly person. Reserved for the most visually disturbing.
"Sorry dude, I can't be your wingman. I would take one for the team but that girl could snag lightning."
by keifermail July 13, 2009
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lightning in a bottle

Capturing something powerful and elusive and then being able to hold it and show it to the world.

Performing a rare feat.

A moment of creative brilliance.

Also a movie about BB King.
Coming up with that idea was like catching lightning in a bottle.
by TheLievense May 24, 2006
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Lightning Hoses

The mice have been chewing on these here lightning hoses.
by bas1563 February 6, 2021
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Lee Lightning

Youtube scene poser. Tags her videos as 'scene' and 'scene queen' , then tells people not to label her because she is not a soup can. Makes 'scene' jewelry like, brass knuckles, lightning bolts, and Kiki Kannibal's 'Kouture Diamond' but, makes them out of foam, and colored glue. Also, her and her friends make youtube accounts claiming to be Lee's fans. Recently made 'leelightningpaparazz' which is supposed to be paparazzi that follow Lee around. Completely fake, the 'paparazzi' sound exactly like her little friend 'Ally Horror'. Lee claims in her 'back from the hospital' video, that VanessaVandalism somehow got her address and sent someone to beat her up, also very fake. Names youtubers, such as BlackSharpies, Nikkixcore321, and EvilSaionji, and tells them she is sueing them for cyber bullying. She also says she has Alopecia and Vanessa just shaved her head because shes just oh so obsessed with Lee, Lee doesn't have Alopecia, Vanessa does. Lee is a ten-year-old poser that says she is 'an internet famous mega scene queen'. I, as do many others, despise the bitch.
Lee Lightning: ZOMG, U GUYZ R SO MEAN! I GOT BACK FRUM DA HASPITAL CUZ VANESSA SENT SUM1 TO BEAT ME UP!!1!!11!!

Ally Horror: OHMIGAWD! VANESSA GET UH LIFE STOP TRYING TO BE LIKE LEE!!UR JUST LIEK EVRY1 ELSE!!!

Everyone with a brain: Shut the hell up, no one likes you, fucking posers.
by ohemily; May 2, 2009
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Lightning mcnigger

by Grains gossip February 27, 2021
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lightning retard

A person who is both slow and fast at the same time. this person may not actually have a disability however acts in the fashion that they do.
how Tyler is being such a lightning retard right now
by cockhaver5000 August 22, 2021
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