One Legged Pirate

during the Climax of a Blowjob, you cum in her left eye and Kick her as hard as you can in the right leg. Causing her to Jump on one leg covering her eye yelling "AARRGG" like a pirate.

After giving that hoe a one legged pirate I told her to get her ass back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich

by Phillips987 July 2, 2009

Long-legged mack daddy

A long-legged mack daddy is a king or chief or master mac daddy. Sorta like the godfather of all mac daddies.

Obama is a long-legged mack daddy.

by StG44 August 6, 2009

rat legged

Northern English term for when you drink way to much acohol.

"I was bleeding rat legged last night and needed help to the next pub."

by american girl in england February 4, 2010

5 legged stallion

An instance where a horses sausage is so long that at first, the horse appeares to have 5 legs

Jockey 1: Have you seen Tesco?

Jockey 2: Yes, that one is a right 5 legged stallion

by Arichards3030 June 12, 2018

one legged man in an ass kicking contest

Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.

Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014

Three-legged bitch

A term used to describe a person who can’t keep a secret.

I’m gonna roll over on you like a three-legged bitch!

by BaronTvirus May 27, 2019

I lagged.

Excuse which generally goes without questioning when someone playing Call of Duty messes up, misses a shot, or gets totally embarrassed.

Kid: Hahaha dude you're so bad.
Me: Shut up I lagged.
Kid: Oh my bad.

by Satan's Offspring April 12, 2011