To be absolutely insane beyond words. Since public libraries are open to all people from all walks of life they often become a second (first?) home for the mentally ill and paranoid. Public library crazy refers to people who talk gibberish and reek of urine and stale cigarette smoke. Public library crazy is the craziest form of craziness possible.
That homeless man who thinks the feds are after him like to hide in the restrooms at the library. He talks to himself and is convinced he is being spied on by Communists. He is indeed Public Library Crazy.
by Mr. Library June 11, 2008
Get the Public Library Crazy mug.A building that enables people to have access to computers, books, magazines, videos, dvds, etc. Where Librarians and Library Support Workers help people find the information they need.
I need more information about the planet pluto than the internet has given me. So, I'm off to the library to do research.
by ldchills April 10, 2006
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A euphemism for the Internet, for use when talking openly about flagrantly committing acts that could be perceived as illegal isn't an option.
Person 1: Have you heard the new Hannah Montana record? It's hella ace!
Person 2: Nope. I'll just check it out at my local library.
Person 2: Nope. I'll just check it out at my local library.
by Jackson Pollack Pollack June 23, 2010
Get the local library mug.A Swag Library is a wardrobe of clothes in style and very appealing. A Swag Library consists of enough clothes to match up a new and different outfit for 2 weeks straight. When it comes to a swag library being rich or poor can't change the amount of time needed to create it. It takes 3 - 5 years to successfully create a swag library because it should consist of different styles of clothes for different seasons of the year and only certain items are considered swag which would have to be added piece by piece to the library. Most people start around ages 17 or 18. In recent history an average of 1 of 64 people have successfully completed a Swag Library and you know who they are.
Person 1: James has on something fresh everyday! Dude has mad swag
Person 2: Yeah! Where does he get all this stuff?
Person 3: Hes got a Swag Library.
Person 2: Yeah! Where does he get all this stuff?
Person 3: Hes got a Swag Library.
by Mr. Rugby March 4, 2012
Get the Swag Library mug.A game show where you are in a library and you are given various penalties, it is a card game, if you talk you are automatically eliminated or make noise for that matter, the one that draws the skull and crossbones has to do the typically humiliating and painful task. i.e. snort sugar
When he played silent library he ended up having to eat three jalapenos for one challenge, and he got kicked in the nads twice because he had drawn the skull twice.
by Apricot Aardvark February 9, 2008
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1) easy to open
2) been around the general public
3) often used
4) comes with unknown stains.
1) easy to open
2) been around the general public
3) often used
4) comes with unknown stains.
by nopainnoglory October 11, 2011
Get the Library Book mug.N: A student who has procrastinated all his/her work until the last minute and must not sleep until the assignment(s) is/are completed by spending every moment possible in the library.
Student 1- "Where's Billy?"
Student 2- "His History term paper is due tomorrow, he's being a library gnome today."
Student 1- "Poor bastard, but he did spend all weekend drinking."
Student 2- "His History term paper is due tomorrow, he's being a library gnome today."
Student 1- "Poor bastard, but he did spend all weekend drinking."
by IggyC3p0 November 22, 2009
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