My girl wanted to make out when she got home but I’d rather licker’ cabinet so I don’t get drunk myself.
The ground is drier than granny’s licker cabinet.
A male or female who receives pleasure from giving cunnilingus or fellatio to a person of very short stature a.k.a. a "midget".
"Hey Donna, you're never going to guess who got her pussy licked out by Rich last night? My friend, Bridget the midget!!! He's a bonafide champion Loompa'licker now!!!