The absolute best game of all time. Better than Monopoly, Sorry, or any other shitty game you could come up with. Could replace the Old Testament with little to no effort.
The maid spilled a hot cup of (shit) all over my freshly pressed (snake bite). I had to go to work the next day wearing a (hardwood floor)!
Your wife? I don't (dick thrust) your wife.
There are no beds, we have to sleep in (Mortal Kombat III game cartriges) or rickety (son of a bitches).
Your wife? I don't (dick thrust) your wife.
There are no beds, we have to sleep in (Mortal Kombat III game cartriges) or rickety (son of a bitches).
by James "Stardust" Bond May 6, 2005
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Get the own the libs mug.liberal democrats who suck the tit of organizations like move on; see hypocrite and/or commie
They are the blame america first crowd of people. That is, if we are attacked, it must be due to something America did to deserve it.
they vote for the war yet are now against it; are for abortion yet against the death penalty; are weak on national security and are more worried about getting gay people in the military then they are about national defense.
They are the blame america first crowd of people. That is, if we are attacked, it must be due to something America did to deserve it.
they vote for the war yet are now against it; are for abortion yet against the death penalty; are weak on national security and are more worried about getting gay people in the military then they are about national defense.
"the lefty libs are hypocritical jackasses"
"don't count on the lefty libs to be strong on defense - their answer to the war on terror is to give haji a hug and blame america"
"don't count on the lefty libs to be strong on defense - their answer to the war on terror is to give haji a hug and blame america"
by hit the hole pole man March 26, 2006
Get the lefty libs mug.A game that is probably most amusing to 10 year olds. A sentence is written out with blank spots, and in each blank spot you get your friends to insert a word that matches the part of speech specified. Unfortunately, when you're of an age that mad libs are funny, you probably don't fully understand the difference between a noun and a verb, an adjective and an adverb. See example.
I sat down on the ___(noun)__ and proceeded to ___(verb)___ . After that I decided to try to ___(verb)__ very ___(adv)__. I always __(verb)__ when the __(noun)__ is __(adj)__. Isn't it great to __(verb)__?
becomes:
I sat down on the __very__ and proceeded to __book__. After that I decided to try to __run__ very __runningsuit__. I always ___computer__ when the __great__ is __email.__ Isn't it great to __mad libs__?
becomes:
I sat down on the __very__ and proceeded to __book__. After that I decided to try to __run__ very __runningsuit__. I always ___computer__ when the __great__ is __email.__ Isn't it great to __mad libs__?
by bandcampgirl183 September 27, 2005
Get the mad libs mug.1. A game during which one sexual partner unsuspectingly attempts to say obscure or unsexy parts of anatomy during "dirty talk" without their mate losing "the mood". If sexual relations still occurs, EVERYONE WINS!
How to play "Sexual Mad Libs"
1. While talking dirty: Oooh baby, your *nostrils* make me so hot. Show me how far you can spread them
2. While talking dirty: Mmmm, I love the way your *pubes* rub against my skin, it makes me quiver
1. While talking dirty: Oooh baby, your *nostrils* make me so hot. Show me how far you can spread them
2. While talking dirty: Mmmm, I love the way your *pubes* rub against my skin, it makes me quiver
by Dr.J-Money February 28, 2011
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Get the ad-libs mug.Not the fill-in-the-blank game, it's when SJW (Social Justice Warrior) liberals get mad over dumb things.
by TheGalaxyDemøn October 24, 2017
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