Leonellus theorem

"If you can't say it on Twitter (or X), don't say it."

According to Leonellus' theorem (or X's theorem / Twitter's theorem):

- If you don't think you can say it on Twitter, don't say it.

- If you think you can say it on Twitter, think again.

- If you can say it on Twitter, then all is well.

According to Leonellus theorem :

Case 1 : "Hey man, you're such a society's waste", don't say it.
Case 2 : "I think black people must not live in Europe", think again.
Case 3 : "I love everyone", everything's fine.

by .interieur.gouv.net September 7, 2023

Leron

Leron is hella cute. he can spit game to girls and is usually a light skin curly head. he has the best sex and is extremely cute. also is a very good fighter always wants smoke .

no one is cuter than that nigga leron

by bobbyshrunda October 27, 2019

leonel

the absolute perfect boy. he is amazing, makes you feel so important and treats you like a princess. he gives the best hugs and is an amazing kisser. don't get on his bad side tho and mess with the things he loves. he is very athletic and is amazing at everything he does. he often looks down on his self-thinking he is ugly and dumb even tho he is really not. a Leonel is so attractive. he is often shy with talking and nudes but tries to not be and fails. he is really hot. don't lose their trust because once you do they will never trust you again. don't let his shyness fool you tho he is pretty crazy once you get to know him. if you meet one dont let go

person 1: omg its leonel
person 2: damn he is actually perfect

by cake1212 September 26, 2018

Subaru Leone

Fastest production car ever made. Shares the same engine with the Ferrari Enzo, the EA82.

Some say that no woman can resist the charm and over all sex appeal of the Leone.

This car is renounded for having the blistering speed of the Toyota Hilux diesel while still retaining the fuel economy of the Fiat 500.

Elton John's classic hit "Ticking Ticking" was actually written about Elton's friend's Subaru Leone

Even thousands of years ago, the Leone was talked about. For example, a passage in the Bible says...

"On the Sixth day god created the Torana, on the Seventh day, he traded it in on a RX II"

It is rumored that the "Big Bang" was caused by an EA82 backfiring.

Nothing like the soothing ticking of a Subaru Leone on a cold morning.

by Swifty Man February 21, 2009

Lebone

Lebone is the type you should engage conversation with, he or she is a shy thing but he or shewill always open up if you give them the time.

He's such a Lebone, but he's kind

by Takeawayp December 23, 2020

Sergio Leone

Synonamous with Spaghetti Western. The director of cinema's greatest movies and the founder of Clint Eastwood's career.

Joe: I just saw " A fistfull of Dollars". It was magnificent. Who directed it?
Ninja Steve: Oh, that would be Sergio Leone

by Ninja Steve May 18, 2004

lebroned

When you are in a long term relationship and then one person announces in front of all your friends they are leaving you for someone else.

Wow did u see joeys totally lebroned chelsea the other night at alex's graf party?

by cavsfan937 July 10, 2010