Lactarded

The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

Lactard lactose intolerant

"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"

by miss_niss July 29, 2008

laptarded

someone who cannot use a laptop

they waisted that laptop by giving it to the laptarded guy

by ladymerlin December 2, 2007

Litarded

When it is so ridiculously lit that it’s retarded

Kayleigh the nurse that also worked in a dispensary is litarded

by Jtwright34 October 20, 2018

retard in a leotard

When a group of people get a mentally retarded person drunk and dress he/she up in a leotard for the amusement of those watching.

-"Man peto, this party sucks!"
-"Yeah peto, let's get a muthafuckin retard up in a leotard and have some fun."
-"Louis, I cant believe you humped a pie box in a loetard, you are the funniest retard ever to don the leotard."

by andyfellovernet June 1, 2003

liptarded

Someone who has been too excited to be able to form a "coheirant sentance" since the day he decided to run for the Republican nomination for President.

He was so liptarded that no one in Congress could ever understand how a single one of his policies made any sense.

by EpitohmofHiperbowle January 19, 2017

Leotardo

A person of somewhat limited intellectual capacity who lives mainly in an imaginary internet world.

Drools often and moves from forum to forum in an attempt to avoid frequent ass kickings

Often impotent and attracted to posionous frogs and imaginary women.

Ton or Leo or Alto or any one of a number of chat losers

by Mancus Superious April 16, 2004

libtarded

to get screwed over by a liberal who follows liberal tyrant policies

i can't believe you reported me to the school for a covid exposure and now i need to self quarantine. we didn't even hang out. i got libtarded:(.

by libblover111 December 5, 2020