Lezbot

A lesbian robot sent from the future

I am a Lezbot

by Meik12 July 2, 2008

lesbotron

a complete and total lesbian. normally has eyes for a straight girl

"we didn't order these uniforms"
"well no shit lesbotron. my borther did"

by bandcuttie July 10, 2009

Lezbot

another name for a lesbian. :)

Look theres the lezbots.

by CaptinAwesome510 February 8, 2010

liberal lobotomy

The inability to see the self defeating nature of one's own political position.

"Yeah, sure, the MM pundits all really THINK all those profane, irrational, logic-free thoughts (exclusively) but have learned to tone it down for their audience, some of whom actually missed the liberal lobotomy sessions." (actual usage)

by james r. johnson March 28, 2008

Lesbotomy

When a female finds another female extremely attractive to the point of an inability to function.

Sarah Paulson is so hot, she gives me a lesbotomy

by puninator October 1, 2020

Lesbot

A robot that is a lesbian

Peter: Oh my god, it’s a Lesbot
Paul: What’s a Lesbot?
Peter: A robot that is a lesbian
Paul: Oh

by DaBeasteo December 2, 2021

Teenage Lobotomy

A teenager who either acts stupid, has a brain fart and acts stupid, acts as is they've had a lobotomy, or acts like Riff Randall: Rock 'N' Roller.

1. After skipping school for three days to be the first in line to buy Ramones tickets...
Principal Togar: Kate, I am really surprised at you. I thought you would serve as a model for the rest of the school, not as an accomplice to delinquency.
Kate: Well, she's my friend.
Principal Togar: A friend that will lead you down the road to expulsion.
Riff: I'm a teenage lobotomy.

2. Guy: Dude, here's the deal, I'm going to go and talk to...
Girl: Hey boys, what's up?
Guy: What's up? So... what was I talking about? I just totally forgot.
Guy 2. Dude, what a teenage lobotomy.

3. Ummmmm, I was like umm, going home today ummm, and I like ummm, saw something and it was like uhhhh, something cool.
That's it? That's all you saw was something that was cool?
Uh huh.
What was it?
Ummmm, I don't know.
You took all that time to tell me something and you don't even know what you were talking about.
Yup.
Wow dude, what a teenage lobotomy.

by We is scientists December 24, 2009