leap lent

For a Catholic, not observing Lent every 7th year or so. Real Lent is not really 40 days and 40 nights since it doesn't include the 6 Sundays that occur during it. So, you can skip Lent on the 8th year because you have "made up" for the 40 days by observing 46 days the previous 7 years. It is like a leap year, except for Lent. For instance, observe Lent for 2010 - 2016 and observe Leap Lent for 2017. The extra 2 days can be used differently depending on the Leap Lent observer.

I'm really looking forward to Leap Lent this year. The past so many years I've had to give up so much red meat for a month and a half for Lent and I'm sick of fish!

by flashwin April 27, 2010

anthony lentz

Its a fat ginger fuck who likes boys

Anthony Lentz: "I'm a fat ass ginger faggot and I like touching little boys"

by Sauceboy42069 October 11, 2018

Planck length

1. The smallest measurable length, 1.616 * 10^-35 meters.
2. The distance light travels in one Planck time, 5.39 * 10^-44 seconds.
3. The length of your penis.

Budge a Planck length and I shoot.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Lend

To have possession of a thing that does not belong to you with the knowledge and blessing of the belongee.

Person 1: Did he lend that to you?
Person 2: Like, he didn't give it to me, but I have it.

by oneacycle February 4, 2019

Lend it like Leno

A phrase used to describe a situation in which a person gives something away to a friend, only to forcibly take it back by any means necessary a short while later.

Named after Jay Leno, who convinced NBC to "buy out" Conan O'brien, who took over hosting "The Tonight Show" after Leno "quit," so that Leno could have his old job back.

Jim - "Dude, remember that computer I gave you?"

Bob - "Yea, works great. Thanks!"

Jim - "Right...well, the new computer I got broke down. I'm taking my old one back"

Bob - "That's messed up, fool. All you did was lend it like Leno!"

by magzillas January 24, 2010

Van Lente Rape

Van Lente Rape refers to when a character in fiction is raped. Said rape is later retconned to either not haviing been rape, or said rape being consensual. Gets it name when writer Fred Van Lent wrote a rape scene into The Amazing Spider-Man #605, and then due to backlash came out and said there was no rape, just some kissing on the kitchen floor.

Michelle Gonzales wasn't rape raped by the Chameleon, she was Van Lente raped by the Chameleon.

by PsychoSamurai May 14, 2010

Lendl

1) To act like a tool (can also be used as a verb)

2) To act like a bitch.

1) Stop Lending around! You are making yourself look like an idiot.

2) You're being such a Lendl.

by Lendlewaldo February 5, 2013