A term of some "more mature" people educating, or delivering some "thoughts of life" to "immature people", usually from parents to their children.
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Dude, I had the worst lecture balls of my life after that psychology seminar. Lefty almost got ripped off when I stood up.
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You know when it happens. You're 5 minutes late to a class in a huge lecture room. All the seats by the aisles are taken so you have to give everyone in the row a lap dance to get a seat in the middle. Equally common is the aisle hurdle, when you jump over a row to snag a seat.
10:15 AM..crap! "excuse me, excuse me, pardon, excuse me, pardon me" as everyone puts up their desks and stands up/moves their legs aside
"Dude, look at the guy who's late. Guess he has to give everyone a lecture lap dance now"
"Dude, look at the guy who's late. Guess he has to give everyone a lecture lap dance now"
by crap I'm late again May 3, 2008
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"i am going to the lecture hall because i am bored, you should come too..."
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by lllover May 1, 2010
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by RockstarLC November 22, 2009
Get the Lecture mug.The provider of information in universities. If male elbowpatches are traditional (although you do get the occasional 'cool' one in jeans), if female either powersuits or dressing like a hippy. Results of a lecturer talking are as follows:
- roughly one paragraph of notes never to be used
- a quick nap
- a brilliant game of hangman usually more informative than the actual lecture.
- roughly one paragraph of notes never to be used
- a quick nap
- a brilliant game of hangman usually more informative than the actual lecture.
"I need a nap before clubbing tonight."
"Yeh me too, which lecturer is it today?"
"Dr D, talking on female rights"
"Nap time it is!"
"Yeh me too, which lecturer is it today?"
"Dr D, talking on female rights"
"Nap time it is!"
by saraith April 24, 2009
Get the Lecturer mug.(also. Lecture-Rant, pronounced Lektcha-rant) An angry lecture that may have an accusatory undertone. A lecture-style scripted performance in which the lecturer consciously speaks truth to power and ignores codes of civility. The word was first introduced at Davidson College (North Carolina) in an event sponsored by the Middle East North Africa Student Association (MENASA).
It wasn't a lecture. It wasn't rant. It was a lecturant.
Perhaps what we need in this postmodern ineptitude is less lectures and more lecturants.
I won't be the subject of your lecturant.
(as a verb) I won't be silent as you lecturant your way out of this mess.
(as a verb) Don't lecturant me.
Perhaps what we need in this postmodern ineptitude is less lectures and more lecturants.
I won't be the subject of your lecturant.
(as a verb) I won't be silent as you lecturant your way out of this mess.
(as a verb) Don't lecturant me.
by Professorial X April 2, 2015
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