lectra

A girl that’s hotter, sexier, and nicer than anyone or anything to ever walk this world. She can make you fall in love with her by just looking at you. Hands down the best thing to ever happen to this world.

Damn lectra is hot as fuck.

by Da fuckin plug May 20, 2018

secret lecture crush

A secret crush that develops in a lecture class with over 400 people.

boy: "yo, there's this fine, sexy, smart stranger in my communication lecture."
boy's friend: "have you ever talked to her."
boy: "no dude, theres like 1000 people in my class. I have made some pretty intense eye contact with her, though."
boy's friend: "man, you've got a Secret Lecture Crush."

by foxychik572 March 22, 2013

DONT YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY-DOLLAR HAIRCUT

A copypasta from an anime that is usually found on discord followed by several of the same emojis.

'DONT YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY-DOLLAR HAIRCUT 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿'

by i just morbed June 4, 2022

lecture

An act of passing on information at one's leisure, and although it is meant to get through to one's head, it ends up pissing them off anyway.

"I hate it when my older brother lectures me. He treats me like I'm his son. I'm not dammit! Also, make sure you don't tell him what to do when he's driving; his ego shows when he's behind the wheel and he will lecture you to the max if you act like a backseat-driver even at the MOST MINOR situation."
-me

by Dave July 14, 2004

lecture

to browbeat someone with harsh criticism

Don't lecture me on how to do things.

by Gerard Irick March 19, 2010

death lecture

Death lecture is a lecture given to you by an asian parent, stating everything bad you've every done in the world.

Asian Mom: John, you got B+, what wrong with you, you can't drive, you can't cook, you don't clean, you sit on your lazy ass all day...
John: *Get getting death lectured*

by exxo56456451 April 21, 2007

University lecturers

A special type of teacher that makes you feel uniquely unintelligent. Even after you've supposedly become an adult and know everything like your parents do.

Tom- 'you alright Ed you look down?'

Ed-'yeah mate just dealing with my University lecturers.'

by Towntrain January 16, 2017