Leaner

A longish extrusion of fecal material stuck to the skin of the left or right ass-cheek, that is free enough to lean to the right or left, front or back, depending on the angle of the bum relative to the toilet seat. May or may not be fully extruded from the balloon knot, but must be attached to the cheek in question. May be partially submerged in the toilet water, if long enough. Requires a vigorous shaking of the butt cheeks and possible sphincter contraction to dislodge, followed by extensive butt-wiping to ensure proper hygiene.

Christian: (Loudly, from the bathroom) Dad! I've got a leaner!
Dad: And that's my problem how?

by Snarkzilla February 4, 2014

leaner

when a guy is taking a pee and has to use the wall to hold himself up from the great feeling

Dude that piss...total leaner!

by dr dexter mothopilis January 7, 2012

Leaner

A person who leans over the table while shooting in a game of beerpong.

You won because your a leaner

LEANER... re shoot!

by robboo August 17, 2008

Laptop leaner

To get an erection while using your laptop computer.

"Dude, my girlfriend and I were swapping some HOT e-mails and I ended up with a laptop leaner."

by KendallLicksShannon July 1, 2008

A Lehnert

To completely dominate in all aspects. 'A Lehnert' may be used when exceeding expectations involving women, cornhole, NHL 11, badminton, and or texting. A Lehnert is broken down from a space language '1337' and translated to prevent combustion and or blown ear drums.

Sam: You're what they call the full package Tom!

Tom: Oh Sam, just call me A Lehnert.

by theratm311 September 23, 2010

Lenners

Someone who has a permanent erection. (aka constant viagra dosing)

That zzirGrizz guy is a total Lenners, he has more viagra in his dick than semen.

by Flaming Fruit Bar On Wheels. November 3, 2010

Lenner

A term used for someone living lavishly and without regard of a budget

That guy in that hot air balloon is such a lenner

by k bizzzzle October 26, 2018