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Banana Leafing

The event in which a fart in your sleep leads to the gradual billowing of gaseous air up into your wife’s or girlfriend’s face throughout the night. Since this process is strikingly similar to the fermentation of cocoa beans under banana leaves in Central America, it is known as “Banana Leafing;” a close yet benevolent cousin to the malicious Dutch Oven.
My wife makes me sleep in the guest room on Sunday nights – 7-layer dip means serious banana leafing.”
by JLiebengut February 2, 2012
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Leaving NeverLand

Leaving NeverLand is a so called “documentary” where two liars called Wade Robson and James Safechuck spend 2 whole hours rambling on about nonsense that Michael jackson (the king of pop) diddnt even do! They were paid by HBO and the whole “documentary” is a big money grab and defamation of the speechless as Michael sadly died in 2009.
Person: Did you know Michael jackson is a pedeophile?? Educated people who know it’s not even a real documentary: no he’s not did you watch leaving NeverLand? Cause that shits fake!
by The real smooth criminal March 15, 2019
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Andy Lakin

My favourite printer is Andy Lakin.
by Perveen December 11, 2019
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leanin

intoxicated on codine
damn im leanin hard
by bear January 24, 2004
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lepaking

Just hanging out with friend, talking about unimportant issues while watching people around and wasting time together with do nothing.
I'm (lepaking) with Johan at Soho Shopping Complex now.
by Mr. Lombardo March 4, 2014
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the blind leading the blind

an expression which describes a situation where there is confusion or lack of direction.
"ever since that company got new management, it's been like the blind leading the blind over there."
by Bungalow Bill July 23, 2007
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leavins

The small bits of food left over on the plate, or the bottom of the frying pan, inside the toaster, etc., which normal people don't eat without a little peer pressure.
1. "Here buddy, eat these leavins so we can make another batch."

2. "You have to eat all the leavins if you want to get the free t-shirt."

3. I didn't even know my toaster had a cleanout flap, so when I finally discovered it there were enough leavins in there to make a whole meal. But I wisely chose to leave them leavins in there, so the years of flavors come out in each and every thing we toast.
by earlsgarage March 14, 2009
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