Laxstitute

A girl who has gotten with more than two members of one lacrosse team; lacrosse groupie.
This girl may lead to laxers on the team tending to manalyze eachother, because all of them are trying to get with her.

Zach: So Brandon, are you hittin up any ladies this weekend?
Brandn: Yeah, im hittin up Pikesville High School's laxstitute.
Zach: Dam, that trick is hot as shit.

by laxstituter93 April 24, 2009

Latitude

oral sex, head

"Gimme some of that latitude"

by MaxChar June 30, 2008

laxtitude

The female version of a lax bro . A girl who partakes in lacrosse and has also fully embraced the entire culture. most commonly laxtitudes are found on the east cost, and with fellow lax bros.

Woah, that laxtitude has mad skills!

by laxerchick July 7, 2010

Latitude

A term originally used by lifeguards to describe getting a blowjob, getting it's name from the up-and-down motion made during oral sex.

Don't give me attitude, show me your gratitude, and give me some latitude.

by thelongestyards February 2, 2015

Latitude deception

The act of setting your Google Latitude location to a place other than where you really are. Especially useful if you're a) having an affair b) a kid pretending to be at your mate's house having a sleepover but actually out on the streets getting off you face on cider c) avoiding a lingering ex

"I wasn't really at work til late last night, it was a Latitude deception; I was actually in bed with your mother."

by neveryoumindmate November 28, 2009

Lawstitute

Female attorney who dresses provocatively in order to win over juries and judges.

That lawstitute pretended to drop her pen and showed off a g-string to juror number 3 and hung that robbery case. Solid work.

by Acquitted January 23, 2018

laxitate

To take laxatives in order to lubricate anal sex. For people who don’t want to fuck a clean arsehole.

Andy asked Pete to take laxatives so he would laxitate all down his shaft and ruin the fresh sheets with his runny gape juices

by Biggestguats February 11, 2018