Launch the Poo Canoe

To put your penis into someone's butthole.

"Dude, I think I may just try to launch the poo canoe with Sharon tonight."
"Godspeed. Don't let the river dry up, and steer clear of rocks."

by biggerspeck December 7, 2007

launching

A word used in Memphis to describe The act of Bullshitting or lying

You- "I'm going to get the new foamposites tomorrow."
Me- "You launching Bruh."

by White ¢ho¢olate June 29, 2014

spooge launcher

A penis capable of an emphatic discharge, either by velocity, distance or both.

I made a real mess with my spooge launcher last night. I still haven't found all of it yet.

by wild chewbacca September 12, 2011

squid launch

The most inappropriate kind of shitting session usually occurring at work or in the presence of ladies.

I was at this chick's apartment last night just about to get busy until I was forced to go do a squid launch!

by yap2 September 22, 2015

Soft launch

A photo preview of a talking stage before it becomes an official relationship on social media.ie) taking photos of their dinner plate and their hands, half their face or their shoes as to allude there's someone special in your life.

Kayla: Oh are you guys official now?
Hannah: No, we're doing a soft launch of our relationship incase it doesn't work out
Kayla: Good idea!

by beezkneez97 July 4, 2021

Launceston

Also called Lanson by some of the locals, a small town of less than 10,000 people in east Cornwall, south-west UK. It has a crumbling castle with a single turret, an old arch that used to be part of the town walls called Southgate, several churches, like a hundred little shops in the town centre (NONE of which have anything good to sell), and far more barber shops than are needed. The only decent places to buy stuff are the Tesco and retail park, but many simply go to Plymouth for good shopping. However, the schools here aren't bad, but be ready for strict rules. Being positioned mostly on a hill, from some places you can get quite a good view of the surrounding area. Most of the tourists coming down to the rest of Cornwall just drive right past it on the A30, leaving the local economy to rot, and there are plenty of addicts and chavs, but at least it's not Bodmin.

"Come on down to Launceston town everyone!"

Person 1:"What's that town we just drove past?
Person 2:"Oh that's just Launceston"

by Reggie the edgy veggie December 9, 2017

Thai Confetti Launcher

The act of ramming confetti down a girls shaft approximatively 4 inches, and the girl then proceeds to let a massive queef propel the confetti out of her snatch.

Dude that Thai Confetti launcher propelled that confetti a good 4 feet!

by friarJawn March 3, 2011