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Lard

Lards are fat people that people use to cook their burger meat in.
by froggeries September 17, 2016
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lard

animal fat

or a person thats really fat and thinks it super funny

a funny looking fat thing
Jabba the Hut.... what a lard?!?
Put some lard on that pan girl!?!
by meaniewtf June 8, 2009
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larding

1. When you do nothing of value for extended periods of time.

2. Not leaving your couch, with the exception of a food run, or bowel movement.
This sunday is perfect. I've been larding on my sofa for hours.
by jabba the slut October 12, 2011
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Lard

What Grizz's mom was made with.
Grizz: Shortcake... Is that made with lard?

Master Phinnaeus: ...Your mom's made with lard.
by Master Phinnaeus March 26, 2005
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lard

An enthusiastic, friendly greeting, usually made from one male to another. It originated from an exaggerated "Lad!" ("Laaaaad!"), before obtaining the extra 'r' to give it a deeper, more solid sound.
Woahhh! John lard!
by Col April 23, 2004
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lard

fat on youre back occaisionly transparent
youre moms got lots a lard
by ashlie vicky September 28, 2005
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Lard

"I'm gonna go get me a lard"
by Therapist_ July 26, 2005
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