laptard

a person that cannot work a laptop

why did we give a laptop to that laptard?

by ladymerlin November 28, 2007

laptap

Synonym for laptop .::.

Joey: "Where's my laptap?"
Carlos: "3 clicks north of the ubiquitous meatseat"

by Keegan Gnartin April 3, 2008

la puta que te pario

your mother is a peach
in spanish is mother facker

juan: me coji a tu vieja
el puto de fausto: andate un poquito a la puta que te pario

by fausto July 29, 2006

laptard

Disappointingly underpowered, corporately issued portable computer

He waited eons for his laptard to boot up in the morning.

by Vertigogo October 21, 2007

LapTastic

1. An asshat.
2. A jug.
3. A person who lives in Boston.

1. Ryan is LapTastic.
2. I know LapTastic.
3. I heard that Ryan is LapTastic.

by Ahmed September 5, 2002

Laptah

synonim for laptop.

"oh, your new laptah is so cool!"

by blacksalad October 12, 2011

lapatapa

A Mexican cuisine

My brother is eating LAPATAPA.

by Lapapapa April 24, 2014