Poon Lagoon

The "Poon" is known as a Womans Vagina as we know, so a "poon lagoon" is a Womans Bathroom.

Hey Sarah sorry i took so long in the poon lagoon.

or

Dood that chick droped a duce in the poon lagoon

by Joe Gadow July 24, 2008

Gaming Lagoon

A get-paid-to (GPT) website that sends you free prizes and cash by having you fill out offers and surveys.

www.gaminglagoon.com/main_homepage

Gamer 1: "I just got free Xbox live points without paying a dime!"

Gamer 2: "I just got my free 8 gb flash drive in the mail today!"

Gamer 1 and 2 in unison: "ROCK ON, GAMING LAGOON!"

by KawaiiDesuu July 24, 2009

lagoon donkey

a fucking ugly woman

shit you look like a lagoon donkey

by fwaaf September 16, 2002

Lagooninology

Lagooninology is an art form and a science. It is the study of Lagoons and all the factors that relate or contribute to an optimal Lagoonin experience. An individual must take classes at an accredited Lagooninology institution in order to obtain expertise in Lagooninology. The size and shape of the Lagoon must always be taken into account when determining a possible location for Lagoonin. The weather as well as the temperature of the water and the air must also always be updated. The depth of the Lagoon is also vital to understand. The direction and speed of the wind is also essential to understand when determining a Lagooninology rating. It is the inalienable right of every Lagooner to have an optimal Lagoonin experience.

Guy 1: Yo lets check the Lagooninology reports before choosing the right Lagoon for Lagoonin.

Guy 2: Yo lets hit up that Crystal Lagoon!! It got good ratings from Lagooninology. And its over 6 acres!!

Guy 3: YEEEAAA!!!

Girl 1: We out here! We Lagoonin!

by Daytony500fan March 6, 2017

Lampoon

Lampoon is something that Klein Moretti often says in his speech. A staple of the Lord of the Mysteries plot🤷 ♂️

“Klein lampoon…”
“Klein lampooned…”
“Klein lampoons…”

read LoTM to find out what “lampoon” means🥺

by thelordofmysteries March 30, 2022

Sploosh lagoon

When your belly button is full of cum

I ended up with a big sploosh lagoon after that gang bang.

by Ashtray4 September 29, 2015

Poo Lagoon

The description of a female's poo chute that is readily accesible by any person and/or object. The girl easily offers up backdoor entry and has logged hundreds of hours being penetrated in the stinky O-ring.
Guys who venture into a girl's Poo Lagoon usually leave smelling of 'aged' fecal matter and crusted smagma, but return for more often because the girl enjoys this type of anal recreation.

Frederick wasn't sure of how freaky Carla was until he ended up knee deep in her Poo Lagoon at the end of the night in his dad's Oldsmobile. He was pounding away at her backdoor until he couldn't stand the smell of the burnt turds and bubblegum. He then proceeded to Donkey Punch her until exploded poo and semen all over the steering wheel and dashboard.

His dad never let him use the car again...

by e-rips January 25, 2007