LAN Party

Long Ass Night Party

Dude this LAN Party has gone on for 15 hours

by Herr 3rror February 14, 2010

LAN party

like a normal party but with more computers, less alcohol and no girls.

I didn't go to Ted's party because I had a LAN party planned. I feel sorry for Ted having to spend all his time groping clunge and getting his buzz on when he could have been capturing the flag and pwning n00bs like me.

by JCB123 November 29, 2010

lan party

Drink till you cant feel the LANd anymore! Cuz lets face it, if you drink that much you won't be able to say land properly anyway.

(At a LAN party)
Guy 1: Hey guys look at him, he's so drunk he's FLOATING!
Guy 2: No retard, you are just on the floor.
Guy 1: Riiiight....(tard)

by Bobert Gerg October 19, 2007

LAN Party

A large gathering of nerds who pass off their drinking and drug fielded binges as a "gaming" party or something equally lame.

"Dude, did you go to the LAN Party last night?"
"Yeah, I got wasted as fuck"

by Assmoss69 November 15, 2013

lan party

When a group of people sit in a circle and masturbate together staring deeply into each others eyes.

you wanna come and lan party with the girls tonight?

by lanparties May 5, 2022

LAN PARTY

A gathering of gay guys who all take turns docking (see docking definition).

Gay guys brag that it’s the best version of LAN party because they can do it anywhere and anytime, with or without power or electronics.

“Bro, wanna get the guys together for a LAN party tonight?”

“Yasssss slay bitch, I can’t wait to get my foreskin stretched out in free for all mode”

by SakeJoto March 26, 2025