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v. When someone's desperation is exploited by a person to whom they're already heavily indebted to.
James: 'Hey bro, we're loaded and need to get to the club. You're going to pick us up and take us there now.'

Bill: 'But dude, I borrowed your car because I need to get to work at 5am! That's 3 hours from now.'

James: 'I'm altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.'

Billy 'You're landoing me dude! This deal gets worse all the time.'
Lando by Dictomophone November 16, 2013
A person deprived of a childhood.

A consequence of this deprival is that said person becomes a traitor in all aspects of their lives.
"Hey, remember Ghost Castle? How cool was that?

"Ghost what?"

"you fucking Lando, I bet you don't even remember The A-Team, Fun House or Finders Keepers."

"you're making these shows up."

"No I'm not you wierdo. You're just likethat dude in Big, becoming an adult overnight, missing your entire childhood."

"Big? Never heard of it."

"Lando, shut up you bloody Judas."
Its a short term meaning to receive a hand-job. As lando sounds like hando or hand-job. It is used when family members are in a earshot from your conversation where hand-jobs may be referenced.
Guy 1: "hey man how was your date last night?"
Guy 2: "it was awesome I got a major lando"
Big, fat, ugly, son-of-a-bench
John thinks that David is a Lando
Lando by howtobench December 3, 2018
A word describing how you can't trust someone
IDK so he's lando
Lando by Coolestboi January 13, 2019
Hey look, it's lando from angry birds
Lando by notdarkjosie February 15, 2020