Lanceling

To Lancel is to pull your penis out of a woman and spray your seed on her belly. This is to prevent your seed from quickening in her womb.

Lanceling is the best contraceptive, dude.

by Onaan June 29, 2011

Facebook loneliness

A person with like 200+ friends but still feels the urge to post status updates on how bored or lonely they are. most likey for generated sympathy.

Girl : sigh ill just watch a movie by myself tonight
Guy : you have so many friends and none of them wanna hang out with you, thats just facebook loneliness

by noobness January 27, 2010

Bosnian landmine

Where the male/female takes a dump on the partners chest then once done the partner slaps in a downward motion to create a messy splatter of excrement on the floor

hey Jim, I just witnessed a couple trying out a Bosnian landmine

by IMVeryCreativeWithMyNames April 23, 2014

National Loneliness Day

On December 21, celebrate National Loneliness Day, the day in which you regret everything and wish you could go back in time and make everything right.

Friend: Hey, having a snowball fight tomorrow. Wanna join?

Me: No, tomorrow’s National Loneliness Day. I’m going to be crying in the corner, rethinking my past mistakes.

by seijuu October 26, 2019

ohio landslide

a combination of the cincinnati bowtie and a hot carl, cincinnati is located in ohio. and landslide... well. you know.

it takes some skill but i pulled off a monster ohio landslide on my bitch last night

by sexable panda June 26, 2008

Conversational landmine

A phrase or statement that is extremely inappropriate to say to whoever you are talking to. Often said accidentally when mixing up close friends and relatives.

Guy: "Well at least she isn't bald due to cancer..."

Female friend: "What the hell did you just say?!?"

Guy: "Shit, looks like I just stepped on a conversational landmine..."

by Stolen0xD July 17, 2012

landslide

To win by an overwhelming majority.

With 88% of the vote, the incumbent won by a landslide.

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010