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free-lancing 

the act of not wearing any underwear as a human male. Your penis (lance) hangs free in your pants.
question: dude, you want to come over?
responce: yeah, i'm currently free-lancing at a big firm. Can we meet later today?
free-lancing by roelfo June 29, 2015

Free Lancing 

Bryan was free Lancing when he misspelled half the words in the email he sent his boss.

Watermelon Lancing 

noun- a watermelon, with a hole drilled throught the center (length wise). Where two penises are inserted through opposite ends, and meet in the middle. Where they " kiss ". The " Kissing " of the penises, is where the head of one penis, presses against the head of the other penis, in a kissing motion. It can also be considered a game, where the objective is to push the other penis out of the hole.
Last friday, Billy and I had a watermelon lancing competition.
Watermelon Lancing by Super_Anon October 16, 2014

Ass-lancing 

Something utterly annoying, irritating, and bothersome, all at the same time.
Ass-lancing by skittlesqueen February 20, 2003

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East Lansing High School 

A black-supremacist high school where it's not safe to be white.
I want an education, instead of having to protect myself. I am white, so I will not be attending East Lansing High School.
East Lansing High School by iotbw January 28, 2023