Two-man LAN party

1. A gathering of two men and an MMO, FPS, RTS, etc.
2. An innuendo describing sexual activity between two men.

Want to come over for a two-man LAN party?" "Sure, I'll bring the condoms.

by Defic8r March 5, 2011

LAN PARTY

A slang/secret term that refers to smoking marijuana. One would use it under certain situations where figures of authority, non-smokers, or fags are present and you don't want them to know what you're up to. Can also be yelled loudly when intoxicated, or to harass nerds.

Kenny: "It's a LAAAAAN PARTY!"

*Talking to nerds*
Dave: "Hey guys, wanna go LAN PARTY?"
Nerds: "No not right now, the LAN PARTY is Saturday night."

by Dave-Z March 9, 2010

LAN Party

Long Ass Night Party

Dude this LAN Party has gone on for 15 hours

by Herr 3rror February 14, 2010

LAN party

like a normal party but with more computers, less alcohol and no girls.

I didn't go to Ted's party because I had a LAN party planned. I feel sorry for Ted having to spend all his time groping clunge and getting his buzz on when he could have been capturing the flag and pwning n00bs like me.

by JCB123 November 29, 2010

lan party

Drink till you cant feel the LANd anymore! Cuz lets face it, if you drink that much you won't be able to say land properly anyway.

(At a LAN party)
Guy 1: Hey guys look at him, he's so drunk he's FLOATING!
Guy 2: No retard, you are just on the floor.
Guy 1: Riiiight....(tard)

by Bobert Gerg October 19, 2007

LAN Party

A large gathering of nerds who pass off their drinking and drug fielded binges as a "gaming" party or something equally lame.

"Dude, did you go to the LAN Party last night?"
"Yeah, I got wasted as fuck"

by Assmoss69 November 15, 2013

lan party

When a group of people sit in a circle and masturbate together staring deeply into each others eyes.

you wanna come and lan party with the girls tonight?

by lanparties May 5, 2022