lamont 

dumb stupid wet owl

i hate this owl (lamont)

lamont by lamontfan67 May 20, 2022

Lamont 

Lamont is the name of an indescribably beautiful boy. He will turn your life around whether for better or for worse. He’s incredibly talented at everything he tries his hand at, very very funny and manages to make light of even the worst situations. Lamont may seem hard on the surface and doesn’t let anyone close but, if you manage to REALLY get to know him; he can be sweeter than honey. He’s very strong both mentally and physically, he truly is an angel sent down to earth. If he’ll let you, really get to know him. It won’t be easy but it’ll be beyond worth it

That boy Lamont is fine as heaven..

Lamont by Lamont’s wife November 21, 2023

Lamont 

One of the best niggas you will ever meet he has to be the funniest, most attractive, smartest, and weirdest nigga you'll will find if you know a lamont go ahead and give yourself away to him best he will have you anyway

Omg!! You know Lamont!!

Lamont by Lunar_underworld March 12, 2024

Lamont wasted 

A variation of white boy wasted that is exponentially greater. It involves drinking one less alcoholic beverage than it takes to kill someone. It is characterized by puking anywhere and everywhere, groping people, and being all around out of control.

Hey did you see Mike last night?

Yeah! He was Lamont wasted!

Lamont wasted by Krusty2718 December 29, 2011

Lamont The Owl 

A Type Of Owl Who Consumes Many Foods, Drinks And Robs Banks With His Partner In Crime Quandale Dingle and With His Uncle Quandalian Dingleson As They Run A Doughnut Shop In New York City.

My Names Quandale Dingle With My Uncle Quandalian Dingleson And With My Favorite Pet Lamont The Owl

Lamont The Owl by Lamont The Owl April 4, 2022

Lamont Fickleberry 

Lamont Fickleberry is the friend of the well-known, Quandale Dingle. He is an owl and loves to take showers. This also means Lamont has a dark backstory where people said, "I hate this bird." This made Lamont go into a spiraling depression and made him change his name from Wet Owl to Lamont Fickleberry. There are also rumors that Lamont and Quandale went on a date, but Quandale Dingle denied this statement by saying, "no homo".

babe please bring out the Lamont Fickleberry fine china

Lamont Fickleberry by bropel April 19, 2022

lamont alberta

an absolute shithole of a town filled with pot smoking cousin fucking ppl you never want to move to lamont

i drove through lamont alberta today and seen a bunch of kids smoking at the triangle and a guy mowing his lawn but naked fuckin mint

lamont alberta by weeeeenorrrr October 17, 2019