Lambrini

Lambrini is cheapo wine that is around 7% and its only about £2.00 Mainly drunk by chavs because they cant afford any decent sort of bevarage.

wow you have 12 bottles of wine how much did that cost?

'£24 bargain and its well nice! its lambrini'

by zoopzooptroop December 24, 2008

lamborgini

a misspelling of Lamborghini- an italian automaker of supercars that is now owned by Volkswagen group

... lamborgini ...

- did you mean "Lamborghini"

by mclaren f1 January 30, 2014

Lombardi Slap

The act of hitting sombody in the face with a flaccid penis.

Jon was lombardi slapped by a jiggly elephant penis and it created a welt across his face.

by dickmonster69 August 29, 2011

lombardi

When a man slaps another person with his penis, usualy in the face

the lombardi is best executed quickly, so as to cause the most surprise and alarm

by Spencer Mahan December 28, 2005

Lombardi sore throat

Experiencing a sore throat after the counter move "Lombardi catch"

That Lombardi party was crazy last night. Did you see when I countered Jareth's Lombardi slap with the Lombardi catch. It sucks though because I have a bad Lombardi sore throat today.

by blackbear6 March 4, 2011

Lambrini

lambrini is a cheap wine that chavs and chavettes hang around outside hop doorways for us innocent victims er i mean shoppers to go in and buy it for them lambrella is 99p a litre nad lambrini is £1.49 a litre it tastes like cat piss and is no nicer when you throw it back up.

"ger us a ltr of me missies fave innit!"
female: "i it is like then we can av fun innit jezza."

by -XXX- January 29, 2005

The Lombardi

The Lombardi is a complex, multi-step sexual act:

1) Instruct your woman to cook you a DELICIOUS grilled cheese sammich.

2) Grilled cheese sammich shall be placed on a plate with ketchup to dip in.

3) Woman undresses, quickly so sammich stays warm. ZERO FOREPLAY.

4) Woman now gets on her hands and knees and awaits justice.

5) Balance your epic plate of win on the back of said woman.

6) Dip your sammich into the ketchup, dip your penis into the woman.

7) Enjoy the sammich more than the sex.

8) The Lombardi is not over until the sammich has been consumed.

"I tried to get Katie to let me do The Lombardi last night, but she got really pissed at me!"

"Whoever can pull of the Lombardi is a God!"

"HOLY SHIT!!!! Rombardi totally Lombardied his woman last night... I SAW THE FUCKING CRUMBS!!!! That man is a god! Let's get some schwarma to celebrate."

by Chandler and Matt November 1, 2008