The act of showing up to a party, smoking weed and falling asleep (at the party) well before it's over.
Dude, Ryan just pulled the layton, somebody should teabag him.
Man I'm getting tired, I think I'm about the pull the layton.
Pulling the layton is a total party foul!
Man I'm getting tired, I think I'm about the pull the layton.
Pulling the layton is a total party foul!
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"Jack Layton's Moustache is the only politician in Canada that is actually qualified to be the Prime Minister"
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It has a very high murder-per-capita rate with large amounts of narcotic and gang-related activity. There are over 113 gangs in and around the area.
The only factor which puts us on the map is our military base, Fort Sill. Fort Sill brings in a large Korean and German population. Very little work can be found other than menial jobs such as fast food. Our education system is also very poor and uninvolved. Aside from joining the military, selling drugs, or making your way out to one of the local strip clubs, there is very little entertainment to be had in Lawton.
Visitation or moving into Lawton is highly discouraged, as it is very hard to leave unless you are in the military.
It has a very high murder-per-capita rate with large amounts of narcotic and gang-related activity. There are over 113 gangs in and around the area.
The only factor which puts us on the map is our military base, Fort Sill. Fort Sill brings in a large Korean and German population. Very little work can be found other than menial jobs such as fast food. Our education system is also very poor and uninvolved. Aside from joining the military, selling drugs, or making your way out to one of the local strip clubs, there is very little entertainment to be had in Lawton.
Visitation or moving into Lawton is highly discouraged, as it is very hard to leave unless you are in the military.
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Named after the famously 70's porn-starish moustache of New Democratic Party (NDP) leader Jack Layton.
Since Canadians are stereotypically polite, the explicit definition is left under the Dirty Sanchez header. The definition of a Dirty Layton is broad enough to also incorporate the Dirty Sanchez's first cousin, the Dirty Rodruigez.
Also used as a metaphor for any particularly distasteful or grossly disrespectful act.
Named after the famously 70's porn-starish moustache of New Democratic Party (NDP) leader Jack Layton.
Since Canadians are stereotypically polite, the explicit definition is left under the Dirty Sanchez header. The definition of a Dirty Layton is broad enough to also incorporate the Dirty Sanchez's first cousin, the Dirty Rodruigez.
Also used as a metaphor for any particularly distasteful or grossly disrespectful act.
- Hey hoser, I don't know what you're talkin' aboot, I didn't give you the Dirty Layton. I cleaned up with that oily rag over there. (literal)
- Man, don't spill s*&t in my car then shrug like it's not your problem, that's just a Dirty Layton move... (metaphor)
- Some people also consider the scandals that Jean Chretien left for Paul Martin to deal with as a HUGE Dirty Layton.
- For American readers, the deficits Bush left for Obama to clean up... also a HUGE Dirty Layton
- Man, don't spill s*&t in my car then shrug like it's not your problem, that's just a Dirty Layton move... (metaphor)
- Some people also consider the scandals that Jean Chretien left for Paul Martin to deal with as a HUGE Dirty Layton.
- For American readers, the deficits Bush left for Obama to clean up... also a HUGE Dirty Layton
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