lamesauce

A description of how incredibly hard something sucks.


There are varying degrees of the amount of lamesauce dumped all over a situation.

For starters, first degree lamesauce is simply, "lamesauce."

Second degree lamesauce includes words such as "covered" or "basted." Keep in mind that second degree lamesauce must always follow this format: past tense verb, the word "in" and then, of course, the word "lamesauce."

Third degree lamesauce normally includes two or three of the aforementioned past tense verbs, and occasionally attaches to the lamesauce a prefix such as "mega-," "super-," or "mondo-." In addition, a numeric adverb may be added such as "twice," "thrice," or "quadruply."

Fourth degree lamesauce basically depends on the creativity of the user. This specific degree is EXTREMELY SEVERE and must only be used when things have gotten so incredibly lame that you must resort to drastic, drastic measures.


And remember, the important thing is not WHAT the lamesauce IS, but how you USE the lamesauce.

1) This is such lamesauce!

2) Dude, this is covered in lamesauce.

3) This is megalamesauce covered and basted thrice over.

4) Alright, you know what. This is covered, basted, drowned, and at the bottom of an entire fucking ocean of lamesauce.

by Bridie, duh. March 25, 2005

Lamesquad

a group of losers, people who have no life. lame people that tend to travel in a pack. a way of calling some one a loser, and insaulting their friends

"hey mark...i believe your lamesquad is over there..."

by Raepaige23 April 7, 2009

Lamees

There are few words other than 'perfect' that can describe the raw beauty of a Lamees. An absolutely beautiful, kind, big hearted, caring, loving, generous, sweet, cute catooo who makes the best girlfriend even to walk the surface of the planet. She can make anyone's day 200X better by just talking to them. Also a massive NF fangirl. Overall an amazing, wonderful, fantastic person.

"I love you so much! You're my Lamees!"

by Seschwanbam July 4, 2019

Lanessa

A beautiful girl who is very very cute and very very pretty. She is very sweet. A Lanessa will always be there for you if you need her. Lanessa always know’s how to cheer you up if your sad. Lanessa is also very smart. Something A Lanessa will never admit is how perfect she is. If you ever meet a Lanessa, make sure to take care of her and cherish her forever. She is a true treasure.

“Oh.. is that Lanessa? I really wish I was dating her.. too bad she’s taken.”

by GriffinYEET December 12, 2019

Twin Lakes

The dirty. Known as the meeting place of the world's population, the middle-ground of everything. Nobody that lives here wants to stay here. The population income is extremely diverse, ranging anywhere from people that are living off food stamps to people who make millions. There are two lakes, Mary & Elizabeth, hence the name Twin Lakes. There is a small gang population known as the Twin Lakes Snakes. They ride around on bikes and/or drive hopped up cars. They are known due to the fact that they post out in front of the laundry mat across from Subway. There's an old man that drives an orange Lotus Exige that has it etched into his brain that he owns the streets. The town consists of two gas stations, four banks, and the all wonderful grocery store Sentry Goods. In the summer time, a large amount of Illinois douche bags like to drive up to their summer homes on our lakes. Fortunately, there is an upside, and the local police are only on the look-out for cars with Illinois plates which makes it nearly impossible for a resident of Twin Lakes to get pulled over. You're a local if you go to the gas station, and the attendant there is someone you went to high school with. It would seem as though we have more bars than we do people, but I assure you that is a misconception. Population: ~5500. But 20 bars within a 5 mile radius can do more than accommodate us. Beer consumption is unparalleled.

Twin Lakes Teenager: "Twin Lakes is such a shit hole, I can't wait to get out of here."

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Illinois Driver: "Let's go to Twin Lakes to our summer home and get pulled over!"

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New resident: "I hope moving to the town of Twin Lakes was a good idea. I want our son to have a great future."

Current Resident: "If that's what you were set out to do, you made the biggest mistake of your lives."

by Twin Lakes Survivor(for now) May 21, 2011

LaResa

LaResa she is beautiful on the inside in out... She is smart but crazy at the same time. LaResa is strong and loyal get you a LaResa she lit

LaResa is the définition of real

by LaResa ruby December 20, 2016

Lateshia

all of the boys go after lateshia she is beautiful with the best body all the girls are jelous of. she can get the attention of any boy just with the swing of her hips. you can trust her with anything and everything. had a great fashion sense

boy 1: dayym check out that girl
boy 2: must be a lateshia

by moneyjam December 2, 2010