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Dirty Lady Lasso 

A very unsanitary and unsightly act, usually undertaken to disgust and/or attack another being. The Dirty Lady Lasso involves a woman who is currently experiencing her period to tug away at the inserted tampon, and remove it for the world to see, complete with blood, mung, and other hideous substances it collected while inside the female. The lady then twirls the bloody object around, much like a lasso, and then throws said item at unsuspecting/undefended victim. First known case of the Dirty Lady Lasso was performed by the infamous Transsexual Kristina K.
"Yuck Man. I don't know what I did but before I knew it she did the old Dirty Lady Lasso and the the next thing I remember was having a bloody tampon land and soil my clothes."
Dirty Lady Lasso by Lasso Victim December 26, 2007

dinner lady face 

A woman who looks very plain, and working class and works or has worked in a school, serving children meals.
A female broadcaster on BBC tv once said of the singer Lili Allen "she sings OK but she has got that Dinner Lady Face going on"
dinner lady face by paul grant August 28, 2007

Dirty Lady Lasso 

A very unsanitary and unsightly act, usually undertaken to disgust and/or attack another being. The Dirty Lady Lasso involves a woman who is currently experiencing her period to tug away at the inserted tampon, and remove it for the world to see, complete with blood, mung, and other hideous substances it collected while inside the female. The lady then twirls the bloody object around, much like a lasso, and then throws said item at unsuspecting/undefended victim. First known case of the Dirty Lady Lasso was performed by the infamous Transsexual Kristina K.
"Yuck Man. I don't know what I did but before I knew it she did the old Dirty Lady Lasso and the the next thing I remember was having a bloody tampon land and soil my clothes."

Disco Lady 

Beautiful woman who goes to clubs and dances seductively. Will have sex for money. In prostitute family. No pimp involved.
Song Disco Lady gives whole definition. Artist Baby Dru. Milwaukee's own.
Disco Lady by Bigstat October 24, 2003

dirty lunch lady 

When your woman dishes diarrhea out of your ass and puts it on a bun thus eating it, this is known as a sloppy joe
Im hungry lets go back to my place and make a dirty lunch lady
dirty lunch lady by team anal March 13, 2014

dinner lady 

Usually called Tina, Janet or Sue

Have missing teeth, smell worse than Anne Frank, with these people you will find more shit them than a toilet
THAT DINNER LADY HAS LESS TEETH THAT A GRAN GIVING A GUMJOB...
dinner lady by Cockwomble69 November 25, 2017

the dirty lady 

When a dude tucks his shit back while wearing his mom's cotillion gloves.
Dude! I just busted Vince as the dirty lady.
the dirty lady by Drexel December 9, 2007