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Laprosy

The disease your laptop gets when it gets old and starts losing it's keys and other bits.
"My I key just fell off my laptop, it must have contracted Laprosy"
by barrintus May 5, 2009
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Duke Lacrosse

n. a powerful NCAA lacrosse team whose reputation has drained instantly due to some stripper who keeps on changing her story repeatedly and three overprivileged players and a desperate D.A.

v. to suffer from a crazy scandal
Man, I just got Duke Lacrossed because of that crazy bitch. Man, I'm going to end up like that Collin Finnerty guy.
by Kenny McCor June 22, 2006
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lacrosse head

what lacrosse players get after their games
Jonathan always gets lacrosse head from the girls at his school
by JPlacrosse13 March 4, 2008
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lacrosse-stitutes

Female groupies, of the popular college sport, Lacrosse.

Usually, whores, and sluts, of high society types.
"My cousin wasn't that upset, because he said that there would be plenty of lacrosse groupies at the party. He calls them 'lacrosse-stitutes.'"
by Surperbartender April 22, 2005
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duke lacrosse team

a team of non-rapists whose sport and reputations have been destroyed due to over-exploitation and ignorance. many people like to talk about the duke rape case but they actually have very few of the facts (the rest of which they make up in accordance to their own opinions) and jump to conclusions and uninformed decisions.
"Someone knocked a guy unconcious at Cook Out because he was wearing a Duke Lacrosse team shirt? What a fool."
by * voice of reason * May 24, 2006
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lacrosstitute

A girl who wants to have sex with lacrosse players. They go to every game, and wait afterwards to talk to the players.
I think your sister is turning into a lacrosstitute...she's always asking you for rides to the games!
by sufjanstevens May 20, 2008
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Lacrosstitute

A female who will perform oral sex on a guy just because he plays lacrosse.
Justin: Were you at the lacrosse party last night?
Jasson: Hell yeah, one lacrosstitute gave me a wicked nice blowjob!
Justin: High Five!
by Matt Driffill November 12, 2008
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