1. (noun): one equipped with the necessary skills, and an EMS pager, to take immediate action in any emergency medical situation ; also extremely talented at carrying awkwardly large and misshaped objects
2. (verb): to act immediately on any injury in such a magical way that the injury miraculously fixes itself
2. (verb): to act immediately on any injury in such a magical way that the injury miraculously fixes itself
1. Girl: Look at that pager on that D-Kwitch, draws a lot of attention to his butt.
2. Girl: OMG, I just hurt my arm carrying this dragon around the school.
Girl 2: Let's D-Kwitch it up!
2. Girl: OMG, I just hurt my arm carrying this dragon around the school.
Girl 2: Let's D-Kwitch it up!
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