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A word that decribes everything but means nothing. Derived from the french word quiche.
Get your kwitch out
kwitch by louisalky October 28, 2013

Kwitchee 

heinous mispronunciation of the word quiche and nickname of a French food obsessed woman who shows affection by inserting cookies into her chronically constipated boyfriend's anus
Kwitchee must really love me, I woke up with chocolate chips in my boxers. No Metamucil for me today!
Kwitchee by Kwitchee March 6, 2010
Bro I totally just kwitched lmao
It's sort of a thin but chewy Eritrean/Ethiopian bread. It can taste sort of sweet, but it's still yummy.

Some people unrelated to the author of this definition like to mix it with yogurt, berbere, t'esmit, and salt, mash it up in a bowl until it's mush, and grab globs of it with their hands and stuff it in their face.
Other's prefer to use better table manners and daintily eat it with their fingers in a dignified matter. Some people prefer to use spoons or forks.

Those who use sporks are insane monsters.
My baby brother Binyam's favorite food is Kitcha fitfit, who would like to add into this example that the pronunciation of Kitcha is kiht-CHA, with the 'it' having the same pronunciation of the word 'it.' However, some people aren't sure of this and claimed that they've heard other pronunciations before.
Kitcha by HambashaIsGoodAlso June 29, 2009

Kwitcherbitchin 

White Trash way to say "Shut up" when your wife is nagging.
"FRANK! When are ya gonna fix the pipes?? AND you need to find a job!"

"Kwitcherbitchin and git me a beer, woman!!!"
1) n. -- Heart flower-shaped friend!
2) int. -- can be used alone or precede other words.
"Kitcha!"
"Kitcha wheee!"
"Kitcha friend!"
kitcha by Kitcha March 16, 2003