Kurtis

too sexy for words.

girl: hey kurtis!
kurtis: hey

boy: why are your pants all wet?

girl: umm...ohh..

by Rambo1107 February 3, 2010

kentish builder

When fucking, the man pulls out and proceeds to cum along the arse crack of his partner and then firmly presses both cheeks together (acting as a polyfiller). The process is then repeated until the arsecrack is sealed shut.

Was rutting my bird last night, and finished with the Kentish builder. She couldn't shit for 3 days until the seal wore off.

by A Man from Kent March 24, 2017

kurtis conner

is the best youtuber, is a very good guy with a good heart, funny as heck and makes awesome videos, mayor of kurtistown, a round of applause for him👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

me: hey have you seen kurtis conners new video?
idk: yea omg it's so funny!
me: right! are you a citizen of kurtistown?
idk: yes!

by qgk March 25, 2021

kurtistornied

Living for the sole purpose of getting wasted on the weekend. Sometimes even on weeknights. Work is only a stepping stone towards and funding for the inevitable. Then when you do get wasted, it's not so much as to lose your memory, but to get so utterly annihalated as to end up on your best mate's lawn in a chick's bra and a star post up your ass.

For fuck's sake, I got so kurtistornied last night that apparently I was dancing naked on the local cop car singing Amy Winehouse songs!! Never mind I'll be backing it up tonight!!

by grimreaper6969 August 5, 2011

kuntikazi

a pussy hat-wearing hysterical contingent of 3rd wave feminists, screeching their discontent over the 2016 election of Donald J. Trump.

The kuntikazis are going nuts over the nomination of Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court.

by kuntikazi October 6, 2018

kuntus

A child with severe Asperger's or Autism. Will usually spaz out and hit random objects around him. Has a sever stutter as well. Also tends to be gay, but doesn't have to be. Usually has strict parents and is under parental controls at all times.

Kuntus stop hitting your mouse against your table you are going to break it.

by PeterDefinesTheWord October 16, 2019

mila kunis

Mila Kunis is a wonderful, young, hot, talented actress.

I love Mila Kunis.

by anon March 30, 2004