kurtsexual

A kurtsexual is someone who is neither homosexual nor hetrosexual, as they do not like anyone else apart from Nirvana's lead singer, Kurt Cobain, despite him being dead. Kurtsexuals are usually 13 year old boys who have covered their room with posters of Kurt, done drugs or desire to take heroin to be like Kurt, tried to shoot themselves in the head with a shotgun, bought all his signed stuff off eBay, and want to go visit his grave sometime.

Dean : "Hey man, this girl wants to have anal with you on Friday night"

Jack: Nahh, I'm only interested in Kurt. i'm a kurtsexual. MM fuck yeah, Kurt Cobain :P

* masturbates whilst lookingg at lifesize poster of Kurt Cobain and making orgasmic noises*

Dean: Mmm you need to get a life. Kurt's dead

by Henry's bird :P June 11, 2007

unisexual

To not like either gender but wouldn't reject someone who asked them out.

I saw this unisexual girl this other day. I felt bad for her.

by Louis Paffumi November 17, 2016

unisexual

Person who only "does" themself.

"She's not bisexual or heterosexual. She only does herself which makes her unisexual".

by Linda August 17, 2006

Kandisexual

adj. n.-a person who is obsessed with making beaded bracelets;

Marisa-wow, Lauren those are alot of bracelets! Lauren-well duh! Im a Kandisexual!

by LaUrEn LuNaCy February 9, 2009

kansexuality

the sexual attraction to kanye

kansexuality is gay if you a guy, and so is he

by ruckasboy February 18, 2017

Kensexual

When you're sexually attracted to anyone whose name is Ken.

He realized that he was Kensexual when he couldn't stop dating guys named Ken.

by Ami Letters August 12, 2020

kangsexual

Someone attracted to only one Korean man named Song Kang

Person 1: Wanna be my bf/gf?
Person 2: Sorry, I am kangsexual

by XXXXXXXXX5 January 8, 2021