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1. certain type of citrus fruit
2. random unknown; thingy, something or other, whatever
"her rpg character where invariably Decepticon jets/ seekers/ kumquat"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Giant Fish, kumquat, we are proud to present..."
kumquat by ragedaisy August 31, 2004
1) someone who is brain dead

2) someone who makes illogical decisions
fuck off you kumquat!
kumquat by Alex April 2, 2003
Like a date, only platonic. A friend-date, to get to know someone better or to catch up with them.
Alice asked me out on a kumquat - we're gonna go ice skating!
kumquat by I<3PIE January 28, 2015
A compliment if used by some guy who at one point in time looked like the Comic Book Guy
Kumquat's a cool word
kumquat by Gojira December 29, 2003
my girlfriend has a kumquat pussy
kumquat by kahoutek July 2, 2009
what's left on the sheets after sex
Oh damn! Do you see the size of that kumquat we left?? They're gonna know for sho' we had sex!
kumquat by momster64 July 16, 2008