kumquat

it's delicious. ahhhhhhhhh. so juicy. so sweet. so sour and good. and orange, too.

Shaleb, and Soup and I were walking around and we found this tree with pretty little orange things on it, so i told Shaleb to put it up his/her nose, and they were like "no you dumb-B that's a kumquat. firggin idiot. gaaaah" and i was like "what the f is a kumquat??!" and they put it in my mouth and i had a pleasant surprise.

by Buckweed May 15, 2005

kumquat

An insult that is everything summed up into one word

Shut The hell Up you kumquat

by Jro April 24, 2005

kumquat

a wonderful appetizing fruit

wo this kumquat is delicious!

by milkshake January 20, 2005

kumquat

A fruit with a juicy surprise inside.

His dick's so small, he has to screw a kumquat.

by aereilly August 3, 2003

kumquatting

The act of dressing up to go out and meet african american males in an effort to establish a physical relationship. Named after the similarity to a male testicle.

Person 1: "Look at that skank, what she doin'?
Person 2: "Oh, she kumquatting tonight"
Person 1: "Look out Kanye"

by VirginiaSalope September 6, 2010

Kumquat

Another word for someone who is similar to a Karen. Preferably used on people named Ryan.

Hey did you hear what Ryan said about you?

Omg yeah he's such a kumquat

by simpforduke March 17, 2021

Kumquat

Used as an insult.

Person 1: Hey there!

Person 2: Shutup you fucking Kumquat.

by Zombie_Huntr November 14, 2009