Shaleb, and Soup and I were walking around and we found this tree with pretty little orange things on it, so i told Shaleb to put it up his/her nose, and they were like "no you dumb-B that's a kumquat. firggin idiot. gaaaah" and i was like "what the f is a kumquat??!" and they put it in my mouth and i had a pleasant surprise.
by Buckweed May 13, 2005
Shut The hell Up you kumquat
by Jro April 25, 2005
by aereilly August 3, 2003
The act of dressing up to go out and meet african american males in an effort to establish a physical relationship. Named after the similarity to a male testicle.
Person 1: "Look at that skank, what she doin'?
Person 2: "Oh, she kumquatting tonight"
Person 1: "Look out Kanye"
Person 2: "Oh, she kumquatting tonight"
Person 1: "Look out Kanye"
by VirginiaSalope September 7, 2010
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by Zombie_Huntr November 15, 2009