keiser

An elder's word for a vagina

My grandma told me to find a skirt that covered my keiser.

by garin7878778 January 15, 2011

Keiser

Adj. or verb. can mean anything sexual or illegal that you do or do to someone else.

"Dude I totally Keisered that chick last night and gave her the Kyle driver."
"Awesome."

by Wasteurshot January 15, 2009

keiser soza

Myth, legend! known by all seen by none! Kombyashi that usual suspect you dont suspect

well after he left they realized it was keiser soza

by Keiser Soza September 13, 2020

kreisel

a woman who has the art of insanity wrapped up inside her.

Whoa! that girl's outta control. Yep, she's a kreisel.

by WUman March 11, 2009

kreiter

kreiter (kr-ī-ter) is a german name. it means cabbage farmer ;p

~full name?
-*first name* kreiter

~ha! so you're like a cabbage patch kid lol!
-something like that XD

by scuba371 May 18, 2017

keiser

a person of Malaysian decent and a casual gym-goer, he is generally an incredible chad and is labelled "Mr, steal yo girl", be careful if you find one of these in the wild, but always confront with kindness.

Hey guys, look! A Keiser appeared from the bushes.

by Fogen21 February 11, 2021

anthony keiser

Noun

1. A person with a big heart and a big cranium
Verb

1. To finesse or outsmart with that cranium

2. To comfort

Adj
1. Slow but shiny, but that's why it's still around

Noun example:

Person A: "Did you hear about the Anthony Keiser that asked me out?"

Person B: "No, but was he nice?"
Person A: "Actually, he was nice. He has a big heart but also a big head."
Verb example:

A:"Yo I Anthony Keisered that French test last period!"

B:"Oh fr fr"

A:"Yes I didn't study at all"
Adjective example:

A: "This car is very Anthony Keiser. It's slow yeah but it's shiny and cool. So that's why it's not in the junkyard"

by Joe Schmœ June 4, 2018