kreat

A combination of "okay" and "great", used in order to avoid having to say "k", followed by "great".

Becky "So let's meet at 6:30, Bob's bringing the booze."
Sally "Kreat!"

by mandapants28 August 2, 2011

kreator

despite unpopular belief, this band is far from Death metal. The band Kreator are an excellent example of German Thrash at it's best. Endless Pain all the way through to Enemy Of God, they've been kicking ass for over 20 years.

Kreator have been one of the best bands far longer than you were even a stain in your mom's shit.

by Chris January 11, 2005

krêpe

A hopeless romantic who loves pink, cats & reading Fan Fiction, hates spiders, corduroy & human interaction, and basically lives for the aesthetic.

“Look at that girl with her iced caramel macchiato from Starbucks and heart shaped sunglasses”
“Ignore her, she’s just a krêpe”

by anonymous September 1, 2019

Karri Krapper

When you go to wipe your ass, but miss with the paper and get some shit on your fingers.

Hahaha, you just pulled a Karri Krapper!

by Bahahahahahahahahaha12 June 12, 2011

krapsody

1. a portmanteau word: krap and rhapsody 2. a big steaming pile of shit left by: a.) a mass of sheeple via memes on the internets b.) current events that eventually all reek of dung (no news is good news) c.) anything ridiculously bizarre or inane d.) a website dedicated to all of the above - the assumption here is that something is so wickedly stupid and it's stench overwhelms so much that it can only be addressed with an excessively enthusiastic expression.

"Hey, how about that flurry of recent government bailouts?"
"I think the bailouts are an enormous mountain of krapsody!"

by xStatic1 December 20, 2009

kreas

Meat in greek.

Also used to describe an ugly person or someone who is too silly.

You: Hey kreas where have you been?
Meat: I don't understand

You: Chase me kreas
Meat: Po re malakes epesa (Shit I fell down you stupid things)

by Elef April 22, 2011

Krieger Kreampie

When you are fucking your girl and you pull out, take your favorite Pokémon card, release your steamy spunk all over it, and then swipe it in her asscrack like a credit card.

I gave my girl the Krieger Kreampie last night

by Phaseryt June 23, 2021