Spouts lies profusely for anecdotal purposes, likes to imagine he's 'the tough guy' when in reality he couldn't twat a daffodil, thinks it is acceptable to completely disregard friends, is the epitome of the word 'lamer' when it comes to computing, has a secret liking for pink spandex + S Club Juniors.
by Mr Gognitti March 18, 2004
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2, Black people who dress in rock leathers at heavy metal gigs that stick out like a sausage roll at a Barmitzvah.
2, Black people who dress in rock leathers at heavy metal gigs that stick out like a sausage roll at a Barmitzvah.
by Upper Class Twit2 February 10, 2008
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by Jermafroqwan January 9, 2005
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Kravitz: "Hey how ya' doin'?"
Man: "....silence... *thinking: why is he talking in here? What a kravitz!"*
Man: "....silence... *thinking: why is he talking in here? What a kravitz!"*
by Sweet Kravity Kravitz April 8, 2009
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Referring to the Duddy Kravitz in mordecai richler's bestselling book. also can be a jew. usually is.
Referring to the Duddy Kravitz in mordecai richler's bestselling book. also can be a jew. usually is.
'did you see Jack look at her bum-oley? he is such a duddy kravitz!'
'what a duddy - he cheated me out of 5 cents.'
'stop being a duddy K and stick with your girlfriend.'
'what a duddy - he cheated me out of 5 cents.'
'stop being a duddy K and stick with your girlfriend.'
by raha December 4, 2005
Get the duddy kravitz mug.1. Something that doesn't make any sense and cannot be fully explained.
2. Totally irrelevant.
3. Typical bullshit.
---shortened to "kravitz", used in a negative way.
2. Totally irrelevant.
3. Typical bullshit.
---shortened to "kravitz", used in a negative way.
"What the hell is that kravitz calling me for? We broke up five years ago."
A. Why'd you sleep with my girlfriend?
B. The football game was on and I was drunk...
A. Lenny Kravitz Stock Footage, dude.
B. You're right, bro. I just wanted a piece of ass. I'm sorry.
A. Why'd you sleep with my girlfriend?
B. The football game was on and I was drunk...
A. Lenny Kravitz Stock Footage, dude.
B. You're right, bro. I just wanted a piece of ass. I'm sorry.
by Megan Eason October 15, 2008
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man 1: backed into a corner, i've no choice but to use my trump card. so be it. take this! forbidden maneuver: 'jeff the killer kravitz'!!
man 2: oh bollocks
man 1: backed into a corner, i've no choice but to use my trump card. so be it. take this! forbidden maneuver: 'jeff the killer kravitz'!!
man 2: oh bollocks
by Jockstrap Cowboy February 28, 2026
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