Koking up

Managing to reach a fairly sufficient level of proficiency at something but still being depressed about not being good enough

"I learned how to make music but I am not making it good enough"
(His music is perfectly fine)
"He's Koking up music now"

by PedigreeFoods69 September 16, 2018

koingaroo

Literally kick-ass animal that isn't afraid to hop up to you and teach you who's bauss, in the true Ozzie pronunciation.

Legend has it that the one-kick koingaroo hops across trains in simply seconds.

by BeadleBardy May 8, 2023

Donkey Konging

Verb

Also known as "DKing," the act of taking a banana peel (or as many as necessary) and shoving your penis inside of the empty peel and jacking off into it.

Sydney told Dakota to start Donkey Konging once he said he was lonely.

by uglyinpink August 16, 2014

Kooning

Flirting with or hitting on your good friend's very serious girlfriend. Named after "Koon" of youtube fame. Kooning is often made possible when the boyfriend is away and the girlfriend shows pity for the kooning boy which is misinterpretted by the desperate despicable kooner as affection. Kooning is not cheating because the girlfriend is very pleased with her current boyfriend which just makes kooning all the more despicable.

"Did you see Alex kooning last night? If Nick knew he would beat the shit out of him!"

"How can you respect anyone who koons as much as he does? Doesn't he realize he doesn't have a chance?"

by Bob321 March 19, 2007

koing

1.Incredibly cool, and realistic
2.a word used to describe the amazingness of the New Jersey Monster

It's the New Jersey Monster! Koing!

by Tirumari Jothi April 30, 2004

konging

Konging V: To get it on like Donkey Kong.
Have sexual relations

Last night, Bill and Jenny were Konging on the couch.

by Old Gregory April 24, 2008

Plo Kooning

Kinky new fad that kids of Metro Detroit take part in during their free time and immense boredom. The actual act varies from group to group, but almost all variations of Plo Kooning involve a luffa, body wash, and an open mind.

Man, kids these days. All they think about is their meth and their Plo Kooning

by GJVD July 18, 2009