Koleka problem

Long-distance lorry drivers from Eastern Europe, Belarus and Ukraine. Very limited English skills, as well as questionable driving skills at that, since most of them buy their license for a 1000 USD. Wears plastic crocs, shorts and tank-top that have never seen a washing machine. Usually drunk, so they crash into things and call it simply "problem" or "normal katastrof" since their English skills do not allow them to describe what happened.

- What the hell are you doing? You can't park here sir!
- No problem, pauza, 45 minut finish, me drive ok?
- Koleka problem...

- Who smashed the fence down?
- (points) this drunk HGV driver reversed into it.
- Kein problem, normal katastrof, call boss

by GirtekaDrivingSchool June 5, 2021

Konked

When you’re completely slumped/alseep. Formed by the word KO’d and gone.

“Dude he’s passed out on the pool table should we wake him?”
“Nah he’s konked.”

by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020

Kaneki ken

A sweet cute boy that will do anything to please anyone. As a ghoul has had a hard life but is a hot ass fucker.

Person 1: can I fuck kaneki ken

by G0lftheplayer August 26, 2015

Kaneki

A two sided person. The first side is cute and innocent. The other is a complete badass and hot.

Person: i didn't know they were such a kaneki

by Jason_JaSoN July 13, 2020

Konkey Dong

The name of Donkey Kong's penis.

Im gonna kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konkey Dong!

by pspmiles June 25, 2014

Kaneki Ken

1) The main character in a show called Tokyo Ghoul.

2) Someone who didn’t deserve any of the bad things that happened to him

Sane person: Kaneki Ken is an amazing guy who deserves a happy ending.

by Kholl0238 January 1, 2018

konec hry

To win a game, usually in a fashion where one completely destroys his/her opponents.

Derived from "Achtung Die Kurve" or (commonly referred to as "Curve Fever") in which konec hry appears in bold letters to demonstrate a player's victory.

William: I'm the best at this game, you'll never beat me Pinkney
Harrison: you'll never konec hry anyone ever Fred you gimp

by heychjay June 12, 2018