douche knot

Those guys who you see walking around with hair just long enough to tie into a little knot on the top of their heads. Can often be seen in the local gym usually sporting a sleeve tattoo and a large beard.

Look at that cunt over there with the douche knot

by Human Form July 18, 2016

tie the knot

1) to get married; to marry a mate
2) (for a cleric or other authorized person) to unite a couple in marriage

1) They finally tied the knot.
2) It was hard to find somebody to tie the knot at that hour.

by nikonikonii April 2, 2017

Konttestère

Anyone who fancies a female in their sexual orientation, more specifically referring to a female homosexual. Suggests a sense of class, finesse and poshness, especially when said in a London RP accent, with which the word would be pronounced as /ˈkɵntəsˌtɛə/. Comes from the English word "cunt"; a wordplay variation of the word koquister, usually referring to a male homosexual, of similar origin. Alternatively spelled "konttestere".

Miss Candyfloss Biscuits is a konttestère, as she declares, and is quite proud about it.

— Why, are you a fellow konttestère?

— Yes indeed, I am.

— A fellow woman of culture; I see. Would you perchance be free this evening, milady, to join me in konttesting?

— I'd love to.

by Softbeartm October 27, 2019

Twat Knot

A Man bun (hair cinched up on top of the head, rolled into a very small ball).

The barrista hipster young dude at Starbuck$$ had a twat knot on his head.

by SweetPete SweetPete September 16, 2017

knot job

A sexual act where a female ties knots in one of her thigh high stockings about an inch and a half apart and pushes them into a man's rectum while having sex. Just at the moment of orgasm, she pulls the knotted stocking out causing the man to have an intense orgasm.

Dude 1: What did you like most about your trip?
Dude 2: I liked getting a knot job from the hot local hookers.

by gr8-fun April 28, 2016

double knot

STREAM DOUBLE KNOT STAN STRAY KIDS DOUBLE KNOT BANGER BEST SONG RELEASED SHITS STRAIGHT FIRE STRAY KIDS ROOKIE OF THE YEAR STREAM DOUBLE KNOT

stream double knot
stan stray kids

ayo u heard of double knot? shits a banger and song of the year.

by seungminluvr69 October 9, 2019

knotting

When animals mate, specifically canines--I'm actually not sure about felines--the penis enlarges during climax and remains enlarged to the point where he is literally stuck inside the female for as long as it the mating process goes on.

This happens to ensure insemination, and the male can ejaculate several times before he is shrinks down small enough to unmount. This is used as a kink of sorts in hybrid / abo fanfictions.

"Does this fic have knotting in it?"

"Is it a knot fic?"

by capurseus January 27, 2017