friday night knowledge

Knowledge of, or pertaining to, types of alcohol, drink recipes, locations of parties and/or the best clubs in town. Also known as drunken education.

John: Damn man, Rick knows the names of all the drinks I describe, and can tell me the clubs where they make them the best!
Randy: Yeah, he's got quite a bit of Friday Night Knowledge

by Mr. Universe February 18, 2008

knolling

v - The process of arranging like objects in parallel or 90 degree angles as a method of organization.

1. Always be knolling. 2. That table is pretty well knolled.

by tedted July 7, 2011

knooger

n a legendary creature which is known to perform sexual acts on alost anything, moving or otherwise.

v to identify a want to have sexual interactions with an object.

n Growing up, Knooger's friend would sleep with anything that moved. Knooger didn't see a reason to limit himself.

v Doug wants to knooger Red.

by Off Topic November 18, 2007

Knowledge Vampire

A Knowledge Vampire extracts unique information, knowledge and practice wisdom that form the body of knowledge resulting from another's intellectual and scholarly pursuits. They do this because their rise in success, social currency or professional status relies on preserving an illusion of intellectual prowess in that and other disciplines to maintain a competitive advantage.

Knowledge Vampires are mostly (but not always) unaware they are extracting knowledge from another person. Like Energy Vampires, who employ traits along the narcissism behaviour spectrum to recruit an unending supply of emotional energy, Knowledge Vampires are able to retain a supply of targeted information through grooming methods that build trust and guarantee attention on their knowledge acquisition needs.

Knowledge Vampires cannot be deterred by garlic or crucifixes but can be with contracts and written agreements that preserve your intellectual property.

I was bitten by a Knowledge Vampire who posed as a trustworthy colleague and who is now using my intellectual property as their own. I wish I had eaten more garlic.

by Narcissism Hacker December 7, 2021

The Grassy Knoll Speedrun

When you become president and do a speedrun of fixing as many problems as you can before you get assassinated by the CIA.

Jessie Ventura totally would've nailed The Grassy Knoll Speedrun.

by TheGatorAndTheCat March 16, 2022

droppin knowledge

The act of informing someone on factual information, then snapping of your fingers telling them your dropping knowledge.

You know the song Pass The Dutchie by Musical Youth was about smoking weed. Droppin Knowledge.

by kyle millller March 20, 2008

College Knowledge

Something you learn in college, but not in class.

"Dont pass out with your shoes on" - College Knowledge

by tonkotruck March 18, 2010