knocker fever

When a man has a fever for some knockers

Ex: Otto: Dude I totally haven’t gotten laid in a while
Marshall: sounds like you got knocker fever, maybe you should call up Elise.

by Shawnwhutee March 25, 2020

Knocker Knockout

When the impact of an udder uppercut is so forceful that it renders her unconscious or disorients her.

Riley was riding McMurray so aggressively that she suffered a knocker knockout as the result of a stiff udder uppercut.

by McMurray515 May 14, 2024

Gobble knocker

The act of gobbling down the male genitalia while hitting your partner with a large brick.

For example

Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.

Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.

by DOPE POPE April 3, 2017

Low Knocker

Someone who has very little expectations for himself. No drive or ambition.

"You going out tonight, Susie?"

"Yeah, I got a date with Johnny!"

"Johnny? Geez, does he even have a job? I'm surprised you can pry him off of the couch! He’s 26 years old and still living with mommy. Last I heard he didn’t think there was any reason to even try to get out on his own or nuthin’. He’s got about as much ambition as my pet Goldfish”

"I know...he really IS a Low Knocker, isn't he? What was I thinking?!"

"I can't answer that, but call that Low Knocker back and break it off. You can do better, Susie. Much better!"

by Christine Rivers January 25, 2009

Doc Knocker

Someone who enjoy's having sexual intercourse with doctor's.

Watch out for Liz, she's a Doc Knocker.

by Lizzy_Tish12 January 18, 2016

Cock knocker

An annoying person or jerky bastard, usually a man.

Joe is a real cock knocker. He stole my idea.

by Mrs. Unger April 27, 2016

night knocker

Someone doing foot patrol at night for small town PDs.

The night knocker checked the city park at 2am each night.

by ybnormal7 July 9, 2021