kneeling at the altar

Sexual position in which one person kneels down in front of another and performs oral sex. Receiver can be male or female

He was kneeling at the altar before they had sex

by HS5120 September 5, 2015

Kneeling Camel

The act of recieving oral sex from a woman who has sat on her knees leaning all the way back performing fellatio upside down her breasts resembling the humps of a camel.

and on the 8th day of his Reign, King tut was presented with the finest Greek Kneeling Camel, Her name deemed irrelevant

by Teebrowns May 5, 2015

Kneel Wall

A place in the home, usually the attic, where one spouse disciplines another spouse.

Wok caught her husband Roman watching fox News so she brought him to the kneel wall to discipline him for going against her liberal wishes.

by SonOfGatz October 13, 2020

QB Kneel

QB Kneel: The act of choosing to pop a quarter-bar of Xanax after successfully delivering many QB Sneaks to one's friends (or foes).

After dropping a quarter-bar into Douglas' drink, Bob realized it was time for his own QB Kneel by popping his own quarter-bar.

by brocrawb June 13, 2017

curly kneel

the act of a man performing cunnilingus on a woman while she is standing up. a play on the name of great harlem globetrotter, curly neal.

i scammed some chick at the bar last nite but she was too tall to 69 so i gave her the curly kneel.

by shem April 19, 2004

kneeling at the altar

Sexual position. When a female kneels to give a guy head.

Example 1
Guy 1: How'd it go last night
Guy 2: awesome! She was totally kneeling at the altar.

Example 2
Woman: I'm gonna kneel at your altar later

by ManAtTheStar July 10, 2013

kneel breaker

An issue that arises on a date that ruins the romantic mood and terminates the possibility that the guy will be receiving a blowjob that evening.

We were heading back to my place from the restaurant and I jokingly said something negative about feminism that lead to an argument and ended up being a total kneel breaker.

by alt99 January 21, 2010