Klangerdoodle is where a mans phallus has ceased to work, in all sexual functions (rendering the mans phallus not erect) for any amount of time. Often occurs amount men over the age of seventy, klangerdoodle was a word coined by the Vikings of Scandinavia, and most likely because the cold weather would cause the viking's phallus to be absorbed by the body, leaving a small amount of phallus coating (skin). When a mans phallus has either "done a klangerdoodle" or has "klangerdoodled", his penis ceases to become erect, and can only get a semi-coed (and still perform sexual intercourse). Klangerdoodle is a known disease as well, but is more commonly referred to "erectile dysfunction", but klangerdoodle is its latin and medical name. Females cannot catch, transmit, or emit klangerdoodle, and are immune from all forms of klangerdoodle.
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This effect is named for the shipping name 'Klaine' on Glee, where Kurt falls in love with Blaine and deems him his 'true' love simply because it is the most realistic, knowing no other gay people.
This effect is named for the shipping name 'Klaine' on Glee, where Kurt falls in love with Blaine and deems him his 'true' love simply because it is the most realistic, knowing no other gay people.
Kurt: I'm in love with Blaine. He's so pretty.
Mercedes: No you're not. You just have the Klaine effect. We need to get you to a gay bar to meet some other gays.
Mercedes: No you're not. You just have the Klaine effect. We need to get you to a gay bar to meet some other gays.
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That guy in our class got suspended and pulled a kraigen and told the teacher everything people had done in the class.
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