kiwi

A person born in new zealand. they have differnt education there, and they actually are taught that they wern't decendants of convicts.. and they think that they were never governed by australia.

They live in a country where there are more sheep then people.

Purley belive that they are better then the australian cricket team - woops

It's the birth right of australians to pay out kiwi's on sight
"Hi my names steve, my dad was a human my mum was a sheep"
by Bear February 04, 2005
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half the bloody kiwi's live in australia!
by D_R April 06, 2004
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a native of new zealand which is a huge green island broken in 2 halves known as big new zealand and wee new zealand. the non-natives are a bit of an odd bunch they have a really irritating nasal whiney voice which is far worse than the aussie accent. they don't treat the natives as bad as the aussies treat the aboriginals but they do supply them with subsidised beer gardens as well. they have no sense of humour, are shit at most sports. some good television programmes are made there "shortland street" and hercules and zena warrior princess. they don't know what sarcasm is either. its capital town is wellington which was named after the rubber boot because it rains so much down there. new zealand is also famous for a lot of things. they use the dollar and worship an english queen so a bit like canada but without the french.
a kiwi walked into a bar and said "i'd loikee a beah plaze"
by da origanal playa May 18, 2006
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Kiwi is a little boy, who had sexual intercourse with another boy, then later on in there relationship, he locked up his gay lover in a cage and they had dungon sex for two whole weeks!
Kiwi yoy gay fucker, this phrase is usally found being used in the classroom
by Rig April 12, 2005
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The word i've started to spread round dublin meaning 'vagina'.
Your ma sticks spoons in her hairy kiwi
by Wezz November 17, 2004
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fruit by any chance..Leaves a soure taste in ya mouth... Yum!!
by boob July 10, 2003
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a fruit wich's name is both plural and singular.
by im 1 hot boy December 02, 2009
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