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kitchenheimers

When you keep checking the fridge to see if anything good has magically appeared in the last 20 minutes.
Man, I totally had a horrendous case of kitchenheimers last night. I was so hungry but there was literally nothing in the fridge!
by Wakwok July 23, 2016
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KitchenAid your Ass

Girl, I want to be the first to KitchenAid your Ass!
by CirrusPilot January 25, 2019
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kitchenside

Taking an unauthorised absence from work on the basis of an imaginary ailment or grossly exaggerated minor impediment.
I have know leave left, I will have to take a Kitchenside / are you badly injured or is it just a Kitchenside?
by anonymous October 19, 2020
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Kitchenware Sexuality

Kitchenware Sexuality is a sexuality in which an individual is sexually, spiritually, and/or emotionally attracted to one or more kitchen items. Common kitchenware that are found to be attractive include toasters, fridges, mixers, blenders, waffle makers etc. Favourited brands include 'Semg' and 'Samsung', especially Smeg toasters and fridges, as well as Samsung fridges.
Arron could not stop himself from vigorously caressing Sarah's Smeg toaster. Its colour, texture, and design really turned him on. ( That is Kitchenware Sexuality)
by Mountianpc October 5, 2021
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Kitchenmen

A employee who primarily works inside of a kitchen. Includes chefs, cooks, bakers, etc.
The kitchenmen were disappointed at the lack of customers.
by Clarkie_7774 June 27, 2022
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Kitchenaid Superba 25.1cuft Refrigerator

A old ass fridge that sum stroke wants to sell you used at retail price...all the while thinking they are clever.
This Sumbitch is seriously trying to sell me a Kitchenaid Superba 25.1cuft Refrigerator....like a muthafucka don't know!!!!
by bob berner September 17, 2003
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Kitchenheimer's

The condition marked by a tendency to perform repeated snacktreks.
I'm fuckin hungry, there's nothing to eat in this dump, and my Kitchenheimer's is acting up!
by abraham thinkin' January 23, 2009
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