a basic sex position where the girl lies on her back and spreads her legs so the male can sit and insert his penis in her vagina.
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by Jon Ace September 23, 2006
Get the Inverted Missionary mug.Missionary position sex on the floor, normally a rug, where the partners migrate a great distance during copulation.
If the carpet isn't nice, or the sex is just done wrong, this can be rough on the knees and back!
If the carpet isn't nice, or the sex is just done wrong, this can be rough on the knees and back!
Petrovitch: Hey, have you heard anything about the date with Candy from our buddy, Assad?
Sonia : I guess it went well... well, kind of, they did a Persian Missionary house tour, so not sure it they are going to go out again. He said, they started missionary on the living room floor and ended up in the dining room after going through the family room and down a connecting hallway, past the kitchen... there may or may not have been a stair case too, just missionary the whole way!
Petrovitch: Wow, bet that hurt! When is he going to learn that missionary is just jerking off on all fours?!
Sonia : Yeah, right, I wouldn’t call him again; he cut his knees up so bad and hasn't been able to walk right all week!
Petrovitch: Well, to be positive, it's better, for the floors, than a dust mop! Can't wait to see infomercials for Persian Missionary mops on late night!
Sonia : I guess it went well... well, kind of, they did a Persian Missionary house tour, so not sure it they are going to go out again. He said, they started missionary on the living room floor and ended up in the dining room after going through the family room and down a connecting hallway, past the kitchen... there may or may not have been a stair case too, just missionary the whole way!
Petrovitch: Wow, bet that hurt! When is he going to learn that missionary is just jerking off on all fours?!
Sonia : Yeah, right, I wouldn’t call him again; he cut his knees up so bad and hasn't been able to walk right all week!
Petrovitch: Well, to be positive, it's better, for the floors, than a dust mop! Can't wait to see infomercials for Persian Missionary mops on late night!
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- Popular sex position in which one partner lays on their back, and the other lays on top of him/her, facing one another.
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- Popular sex position in which one partner lays on their back, and the other lays on top of him/her, facing one another.
- A death metal/black metal/doom metal band from Arizona, USA.
- 1982 British comedy film starring Monty Python's Michael Palin
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