Kirkland wet wipe

When you have a massive swamp ass, on a really hot day, then wipe it on the nose of a sleeping friend.

Josh fell asleep on the couch, party foul. I'm gonna give him a Kirkland wet wipe.

by Hufrtd August 8, 2015

Kirkintilloch

Kirkintilloch (Cathair Cheann Tulaich in the Scottish Gaelic language) is a burgh in Scotland, approximately eight miles north-east of central Glasgow. The town is the administrative centre of East Dunbartonshire council, and in the census of 2001, had a population of 20,281.

It has many small towns, which are full of two kinds of people ; Junkies and Psychos.

After i watched the programme about the gaza strip, i realised Kirkintilloch paled in comparsion.

by Classified1 May 7, 2007

Alice in Kirkland

When Costco randomly and sporadically changes the location of items
You get disoriented like Alice in Wonderland.

Kirkland is the Costco brand.

Marge, where's the 80 gallon drum of mayonnaise we need for the tailgate this weekend?
I must be suffering from Alice in Kirkland

by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016

Kirkland, WA

A medium sized city 20 minutes outside of Seattle. Known for it's amazing waterfront a douchebag kids. Walking in downtown Kirkland you will typically see the youth wearing shoes 3 sizes too big, Jordan shorts (or "jords" as they like to call it) that extend to their feet and a black northface. Good luck trying to find nice friends their.

New Kid: Hi, my name is Jack, what's yours?
Kirkland kid: shut up dipshit! I'm from Kirkland, WA!

by Wataxnay November 23, 2010

Kirian

A very attractive man who is athletic, respectful he goes to all the parties he also cares about school people want to be Kirian's friend.

1: Dude were going to lose this game
2:Don't say that we have a chance
1: Ya bro sure without Kirian he carries our team
2: oh ya your right

by car'e November 27, 2016

Kirkin'

Turnt up to a certain level of extremity. Intoxicated and leaning, drunk as hell and fiending. Also can refer to intoxication of codeine or promethazine aka Drank

The club is poppin right now, two bottles of ciroc and nuvo? Hell yea, we kirkin'!

by Mr. H Town September 16, 2012

Kirianna

Kirianna she is the biggest roach you’ll ever meet. When angry she climbs on walls, and when excited she eats crumbs off the floor. Her laugh is weird and witchy. If ever noticed by a Kirianna throw apples, until it leaves a life-threatening indention. If she still happens to move forward call Mr. Samsa and your problems will be solved. If she runs around in circles giggling, it’s a ritual, don’t get involved. Kirianna is the name. To put it in simpler words. GREGOR

“Is that a roach, yeah that’s Kirianna.”
“Is that a witch, no that Kirianna.”
“Kirianna keeps chasing me,”Billy cries to me. “Mr.Samsa!!!!”

by ROACH-STOMPERS559 September 4, 2019