kerfuckle

A word-mix of "ker-plop", "fuck-up", and "fumble", meaning:

1) A huge mistake or poor decision made by a dumbass.

2) A person guilty of such dumbassery that the word is applied directly to him/her.

1) *Our dumbass president makes another stupid decision* "Well, that was a kerfuckle of a move."

2) *Dumbassery is commited* "Dude, you are such a king-sized kerfuckle."

by hater_of_dumbasses July 23, 2010

kerfunklepop

Outlandish; used to describe an incomprehensible statement or sound.

Gary: *makes a disgusting ass noise*

Leon: “Tf was that kerfunklepop bro?”

by Ackipoto April 9, 2022

dubbest kerfunkler

The Lord High Captain Commander of all Kerfunkledubs

The owner of this title "Dubbest Kerfunkler" declines to be used in such a common setting.

by Grimsborg April 23, 2022

Kerjunkle

Kerjunkle, a synonym and close cousin of jabroni and douchebag.

Man, Tom Cruise became a real Kerjunkle after he got involved with Scientology.

by The Kerjunkler September 21, 2018

Konfunkled

Dazzled, confused and intrigued

The John is quite konfunkled

by JuanitoLikesMen July 17, 2021

Karbunkle

a extra large boil at the end of your foot, very painful.

'Phwoar i have a painful karbunkle.'

'do you need a plaster?' 'Yes please, my karbunkle hurts.'

'Ouch my karbunkle hurts, want to lick it better?'

by Karbunkle.com June 27, 2012

Kafunkled

really really messed up....

fjackled

wow, that looks really kafunkled.

Does this look kafunkled?

Jeeze, His new girlfriend looks really kafunkled....

by Liz and B-Dizzle March 23, 2005