kipper

A word used by the Scots that is slang for idiot or fuck. The more you use the word the funnier it will be.

"Mate, I burnt your toast"
"You are a fucking kipper

by costuntoro21 December 24, 2014

Kippered

UK English. Drunk, high, hungover or generally messed up in anyway. Injured.

Man I feel kippered tonight.

I got well kippered last night.

by MrKipper October 09, 2020

kippers

Short for:

K ids

I?

?????
anyway, it just means grown ups who still live with there parents.

The British comedy "My Family" has a kipper in it.

by Na January 24, 2004

A Kipper

Someone who is two faced, with no guts.

Don’t trust him, he’s just a kipper. (a two faced bastard with no guts)

by swichme July 06, 2012

kipper

A cigarette.

From the German slang for cigarette(s): Kippe(n)

Give me a kipper please mate.

Where are my kippers?

by Sancho Panzer June 11, 2007

Kipper

A member of the United Kingdom Independence Party (UKIP). I.e a bigoted, xenophobic rightwing loon who cares deeply about the cultural marxist anarcho-leninist joo EUSSR banning Christmas, bee-killing pesticides and the native English curvy cucumbers, and giving the mooslims human rights.

Kippers aren't welcome in Schotland, apparently.

David Cameron won't prosper by trying to outkip the Kippers (Guarniad headline)

by AnarchoLeninist June 08, 2013

kipper

Someone who is in a bad mood, angry or stressed.

He's got a right kipper on.

by W'action April 18, 2007